AWKWARD ZOMBIE

NOT SO HIDDEN CLUE ALERT.

I thought the Awesome Face was a "lol this is tru" alert.

BUT THERE WAS ONLY ONE AWESOME FACE.
It would be inconsistent to use one to denote two correct statements.
Also, are some parents nice people? I didn't know that was a thing.

Oh so it's my turn again? Alright, let's pull up more strangely plausible events.

1. I once broke a glass table by dancing on it during a Power Ranger marathon and then successfully blamed it on the cat.
2. I once used to sleepwalk very often and always to the fridge, down a flight of stairs, where I would rearrange the magnetic letters.
3. I have rejected at least five girls who wanted to ask me out in high school just because I wanted to get back to my book at the time.

Goin' with three. I sleepwalk and know what that's like.

Two

the rest actually seem plausible

3 actually sounds quite likely. I will be verra verra surprised if that's a lie.

ONE IS MY BET.

I didn't even do that on purpose, but we nailed all the options.

Yay.

Dragoon wins it. I have rejected a number of girls, but not because I wanted to get back to a book.

TINY TEXT IS PRETENTIOUS asoiheorhas

This thread is bad for me.
I can do no right.
But I enjoy my pretension.

Merlin will like you.

Who is this Merlin man and where does he live?

You just mad cuz I'm stylin' on you.

1. I've had more than one paranormal encounter with Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
2. I play Jet Set Radio because it's about skating.
3. I've only had two girlfriends my entire life.