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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:00 am 
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The only thing that I'd be afraid of is if the dead rise, infected or not. Get bitten, die of blood loss, rise. See zombie, have heart attack, die, rise. There we have the problems, even if they do completely rot away in a week or two. Also, cross-species Somnambulism. Freaking zombie birds.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:14 am 
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Some survival plan?

Just go anywhere I can away from settlement and kill everything I come across.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:26 am 
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Valbrandur wrote:
Some survival plan?

Just go anywhere I can away from settlement and kill everything I come across.


With what weaponry though? If you get away from the settlement and run out of ammo, you're fucked. that is unless you also bring a melee Weapon. :colbert:

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 11:59 am 
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Val's so awesome he doesn't need a weapon, he can just blow them up with his mind. Or that signature

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:06 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:45 pm 
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Dragoon's half right.

There aren't any guns in Iceland except with the SWAT teams so I'd just have to use fists or a melee weapon.

I'd use a combination of both.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:36 pm 
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silenced .22 pistol (coke can silencer)
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There are guns and such in Norvay, my uncle have over ten different ones, including the two pistols they found in my late grandmother's appartment.

Though, I vould just get a sword.

And survive.


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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:11 pm 
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I could be safe, got many wepons here. Scoped .22, scoped other that i dont know(a .22 would be fine against zombies as headshots are always instant kills). Im sure i could find about 6 guns in my dads gun safe, so ya. Oh btw i have over 10,000(?) bullets, mostly .22 though, but that will do the job. I think we have 2 .22's

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:03 pm 
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Don't talk about using guns until you have taken a full gun-safety course and know the accuracy and power of your weapons, as well as how to use them. Guns are complex machines that require a level of precision and training that most movies and games gloss over. An amateur cannot pick up a gun and use it well. Me, I have no idea how to shoot a gun; I'm not going to pretend I can rely on them if a Z-Day occurred.

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 13, 2010 10:43 pm 
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I took an...unofficial gun safety course.

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I have not taken an offical gun safty class but my dad has even more rules than the course would, i have also shot with the sharif who teaches gun safty next to me. I have shot many kinds of guns, know the recoil, power, and acuracy. I load the guns, and i shoot them, i always laugh at TV shows and how they use guns. Never put your finger on the triger till you are ready to shoot, never point a gun at something you dont want to shoot.
Rifles are my favorite because i have good accuracy with them at long range, scoped or not. i get head shots(equivalent to) easily at 50 yards. Shooting is a hobby of mine.

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 Post subject: Re: zombie apocalypse thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 11:09 am 
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I'd be screwed because I'm 13 and can barely hold my friend's airsoft AK.

BUT SOMEHOW IF I GAINED AVERAGE STRENGTH (fuck working out i'd rather be eaten) I WOULD PROBABLY SET UP BASE AT A BELLTOWER AND JUST SNIPE ZOMBIES IF THEY CAME CLOSE. (sidearm: mini-uzi, melee: machete)

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PostPosted: Sun Nov 14, 2010 12:48 pm 
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What if they can dig then climb the tower without you realizing it, or if there are to many to snipe with a few clips, also angled shots are much more difficult than people think, what distance would it be, and what happens when a horde of zombies is behind you, if you take in all the problems with staying in a tower and sniping its not the best Idea, unless there is a few people behind you backing you up. If you are by yourself then make sure you have a better possition where there is only one way in and you have a view of the whole area. when in a team you have more options.

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