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Easter
I enjoy Easter 82%  82%  [ 36 ]
I do not enjoy Easter 14%  14%  [ 6 ]
Easter is a minor holiday and it should be removed 5%  5%  [ 2 ]
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I am allergic to nuts.

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Oh man, an ice cream sundae, this is the best but wait, oh no, someone put walnuts on the bottom where I can not see them and oh it is in my mouth and things are swelling and hey I should go to the hospital because my throat is swelling and oh no, asphyxiation.

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haha

just like college





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Oh man, an ice cream sundae, this is the best but wait, oh no, someone put walnuts on the bottom where I can not see them and oh it is in my mouth and things are swelling and hey I should go to the hospital because my throat is swelling and oh no, asphyxiation.

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Oh man, an ice cream sundae, this is the best but wait, oh no, someone put walnuts on the bottom where I can not see them and oh it is in my mouth and things are swelling and hey I should go to the hospital because my throat is swelling and oh no, asphyxiation.

this just (ice) screams for lawsuit
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this just (ice) screams for lawsuit


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Ah, easter egg hunts. Those where fun. Once, I found an egg from the previous year. It was filled with ants.


THIS IS WHY WE USE PLASTIC EGGS

(Please ignore the lateness of this reply, I was watching the Doctor who stream of deckers last night and had to make a quick escape-computer shutdown after so my parents didn't see the internet routers lights flashing and catch me)
The thing is, we did use plastic eggs.
I don't know how the ants got in.
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I got a box filled with easter themed Milka chocolate products

my mum is so awesome

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Got Hot, Flat, and Crowded by Thomas L. Friedman. I'm looking forward to reading it.

Also lots of candy. And like twenty eggs. I don't even like eggs.

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i got a chocolate rabbit

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My mother got me a bunch of candy today even though she said she wouldn't.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Candy good.
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I got about 7 easter eggs with like, their brand of sweets in them.

Blargh I feel sick.

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for Easter.
I got Skittles that are supposed to react to your saliva and start fizzing.
but I didn't know this until I started eating them.

when my tongue started foaming all of a sudden I got scared out of my freaking mind. I thought I was having some horrible allergic reaction to Easter candy and spit them out and there was foam everywhere.

pop flyin' Easter everyone.


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for Easter.
I got Skittles that are supposed to react to your saliva and start fizzing.
but I didn't know this until I started eating them.

when my tongue started foaming all of a sudden I got scared out of my freaking mind. I thought I was having some horrible allergic reaction to Easter candy and spit them out and there was foam everywhere.

pop flyin' Easter everyone.


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pop flyin' Dead Guy Crawled Out From Under A Rock Day, guys!

You get to wake up and eat candy and dye eggs, yum.
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