AWKWARD ZOMBIE

usually not funny
It is currently Mon Sep 29, 2025 6:02 am

View unanswered posts | View active topics


Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours




Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 5 of 59
  [ 876 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... 59  Next
  Print view Previous topic | Next topic 
Author Message
Muffinbuster
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:46 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:49 pm
Posts: 18
Yoshi wrote:
Unbalanced wrote:
^^Wow, we really do attract upstanding members of society.

Lackadaisy is not upstanding member of society.


Thank you.

lyrasen wrote:
Muffinbuster wrote:
There's a pub that claims it can make any sandwich you request.

A man walks in and says, "I want an alligator sandwich- and make it quick!"


You tell jokes as badly as Granny Weatherwax.
...
*bows before you*


At least someone got it.

Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm going to Hell for this one.
Why was six afraid of seven?

Do not read if you are easily offended.
[spoiler]Because seven was black.[/spoiler]
Redemption! Rosa Parks sat so Martin L. King Jr. could walk, Martin L. King Jr. walked so Barrack Obama could run, Barrack Obama ran so our children could fly.

So you're rolling down the river on your canoe, when your wheel falls off. How many pancakes does it take to roof a dog house?
[spoiler]Purple; because ice cream has no bones.[/spoiler]

_________________
Legend of Zelda FTW!

Top
 Profile  
 
Tall-Hatted Yanimae
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:50 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:32 pm
Posts: 9701
Location: Traveling the World
Muffinbuster wrote:

At least someone got it.

Oh dear, I'm afraid I'm going to Hell for this one.
Why was six afraid of seven?

Do not read if you are easily offended.
[spoiler]Because seven was black.[/spoiler]


LAWLS
Dude, I'm part black and that made me lolz.
It's all for lolz and I doubt anyone will be offended.

If April showers bring may flowers, then what do May flowers bring?
[spoiler]Pilgrims[/spoiler]

_________________
Image
Myk wrote:
i love yaya

The incomparable princess brothel wrote:
don't oppress my
gay bulges

Top
 Profile  
 
Muffinbuster
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 5:56 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Feb 22, 2009 10:49 pm
Posts: 18
Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One muffin said to the other, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?"

And the other muffin said, "Aaaaugh! A talking muffin!!!


And then I busted them both.

_________________
Legend of Zelda FTW!

Top
 Profile  
 
Unbalanced
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm
Posts: 5286
I'm Positive!

...

_________________
You are now manually breathing.

Top
 Profile  
 
Tall-Hatted Yanimae
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 6:32 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Jan 21, 2009 9:32 pm
Posts: 9701
Location: Traveling the World
Unbalanced wrote:
I'm Positive!

...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

_________________
Image
Myk wrote:
i love yaya

The incomparable princess brothel wrote:
don't oppress my
gay bulges

Top
 Profile  
 
Fluffdick
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 7:37 pm 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
Hey guys wanna hear a joke
*nod*
you all suck!
Top
 Profile  
 
Defenestrator2.0
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:47 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2008 8:37 pm
Posts: 3931
Location: The Present
You wanna hear a joke? Username!


...Oh wait.

_________________
Image

Last edited by Defenestrator2.0 on Thu Feb 26, 2009 8:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
Stranaton
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:03 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Feb 21, 2009 8:27 pm
Posts: 7153
Location: Kangs Prak
Reusing my old WoW one:

I don't play that Warcrack anymore, I got the patch!

_________________
ImageImage

Top
 Profile  
 
zombiejesus
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:31 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Feb 27, 2008 12:13 pm
Posts: 919
Location: lolwut
Why did Hitler kill himself?

[spoiler]He saw his gas bill[/spoiler]

yeah I'm going to hell.

_________________
that's not what your mother said last night.

Xbox Live: ZombieJeebus198
Steam: thatcanadianguy345
Twitter: ZombieJesusIII
Facebook: Ian Henry
Stalk away..

Top
 Profile  
 
Darkly Nightman
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:23 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Sat Apr 12, 2008 12:14 am
Posts: 827
Location: confirmed. Sending supplies.
So a man walks into a bar.
[spoiler]Apparently he doesn't know how to play limbo.[/spoiler]

When the two Venonats divorced, one said to the other:
[spoiler]We'll always have Paras.[/spoiler]

What did Zhen Ji's husband feel like when she left him for another general in battle?
[spoiler]He felt like cow pee.[/spoiler]

:awesome:

Five bucks says no one gets the third one.

_________________
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does the tree get arrested for woodland violence and murder-suicide? ._.

Last edited by Darkly Nightman on Thu Feb 26, 2009 10:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
lyra/dicks
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 6:57 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:50 pm
Posts: 8992
Location: probably tumblr
What's the difference between an orange?
[spoiler]A bike, because a vest has no sleeves.[/spoiler]

....
My stepdad taught me that one. Asked me so many times I had to memorize it.

Why did the frog cross the road?
[spoiler]It was taped to the back of the chicken.[/spoiler]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
[spoiler]I don't know. Why do you care?[/spoiler]

_________________
Image
Lyrasen Plays

Top
 Profile  
 
Trennicus
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:11 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jul 30, 2007 6:03 am
Posts: 3267
Location: I am up in your Brills.
WoW joke! o:

Why didn't the Plainstrider cross the road?
[spoiler]It didn't have any freaking talons.[/spoiler]

_________________
Image

Top
 Profile  
 
Fluffdick
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:14 pm 
Offline
fluffduck
User avatar

Joined: Wed May 14, 2008 3:52 pm
Posts: 4544
Location: not where you are
When does a computer get a blue screen of death?
[spoiler]when you dip it in blue paint[/spoiler]
When does your mac get a kernel panic
[spoiler]when you take it to a pet shop[/spoiler]
Top
 Profile  
 
iconsting
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:49 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Wed Mar 19, 2008 7:26 am
Posts: 2273
Location: Over the moon
How do you know you're a nigger?

[spoiler]When you go to KFC thinking it stands for "Kill Fucking Crackers"[/spoiler]


The doctor told me I should have this page get removed.


Last edited by iconsting on Fri Feb 27, 2009 7:50 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
 Profile  
 
Water
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Fri Feb 27, 2009 10:42 pm 
Offline
User avatar

Joined: Fri Jun 15, 2007 1:16 am
Posts: 4242
Location: Under the radar.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?



None, because feminists can't change anything.

_________________
Image
Last edited by Powers Which You Cannot Comprehend on Fri Dec 21, 2012 8:36 pm; edited 1 time in total

Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  Page 5 of 59
  [ 876 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... 59  Next

Board index » Tomfoolery » General Shenanigans

All times are UTC - 5 hours


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 21 guests

You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group