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PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2009 7:10 pm 
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Granted, but you don't have a computer.
I wish star had never bitten my ear.I BLAME YOU STAR.

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But then you won't be able to join the death club

I wish I could play TF2 without my laptop to turn off


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Granted, but then your laptop is eaten by a killer rabbit.

I wish I had enough cheddar for college.

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Granted. But its clown college.

I wish my bologna had a first name.

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Granted. But its clown college.

Are you kidding? You know how freaking cool that would be?

Granted, but it's A-R-S-E-N-I-C

I wish I had a TARDIS.

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Fireheart storm wrote:
FMAWolf wrote:
Granted. But its clown college.

Are you kidding? You know how freaking cool that would be?


Not if clowns weird you out. :(

Granted. But Doctor not included.

Edit: HAHA I can't believe I forgot a wish. I IS SO SMART. :pseudo:

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Wait what the fuck I made a topic exactly like this a while ago and Zach (I think) locked it. Bastard. >:|||

Your invisible wish is granted at the cost that you don't know what happened.

I wish we had somewhat more forgiving proletariats.

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Granted, but the proletariats have become so soft, that the forums get spamed by noobs and they dont to anything about it.

I wish my cat wouldn't claw at my furniture...

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Granted, but the proletariats have become so soft, that the forums get spamed by noobs and they dont to anything about it.

I wish my cat wouldn't claw at my furniture...


Granted, but it still has Sharp teeth to bite with.


I wish Sylvester Stallone was his young, rugged self again. (ohk I saw First Blood and I've been obsessing over him since. :I )

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Granted, but he likes men.


I wish Barack obama wasn't president.


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Granted, but now he's dictator of the world.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

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Granted, but now you wish you weren't so hyper

I wish I can stop pirating games


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Darkly Nightman wrote:
Wait what the fuck I made a topic exactly like this a while ago and Zach (I think) locked it. Bastard. >:|||
It was me.

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Granted, but now you wish you weren't so hyper

I wish I can stop pirating games
Granted, but now you have to buy all your games and you're broke as shit.

I wish I had more cake.

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Granted, but you give it all to me. :P

I wish I could eat healthy foods without hurling.

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It was me.
WHAT WHY

Granted, but it turns out everything you ate had salmonella in it. AGAIN.

I wish Whirlpool of Warcraft fucked up and no one was a daisies mormon anymore because now the internet is dead because of it. |:<

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