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Valbrandur
 Post subject: Re: ATTENTION PEOPLE OF AWKWARD ZOMBIE
PostPosted: Sun Mar 06, 2016 9:03 am 
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Who the hell told you that you needed an excuse to polish it?! It's a perfectly fine way to spend an afternoon.


Great Handsome Oppressor never taught me the dick polishing etiquette :(
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One time I was in the hallway and Great Handsome Oppressor was coming back from the restroom and he pushed me down and when I went to tell the teacher Great Handsome Oppressor said I was a liar and the teacher believed him and I had to stand on the Line for all recess and the whole time Great Handsome Oppressor was laughing at me from across the playground

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One time Great Handsome Oppressor said he was going to come to my baseball game, but he dangled me off the side of the building instead, and then said "I lied" and dropped me.

And then he told everyone I was a poopbutt and no one wants to be friends with a poopbutt or invite them to birthday parties.

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One time Great Oppressor stole the cherry off my ice cream and then pushed me over a railing and said it was a j̶o̶joke.

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This one time, at band camp, I- oh, wait.

I was never in band, and I never went to camp...

So... Got any threes?

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i can confirm these are all true and Le Great Handsome Oppressor is terrible

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Valbrandur
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Le Great Handsome Oppressor is the guy you always try to avoid getting into your party
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
I give up. I shall leave this table with an ace of spades, a Kyurem EX, and a piece of toast.

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YEAH TOAST!
This page needs more Nosecone. It does not stand up to my Nosecone to Non-Nosecone ratio.
Also my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0RJ4tSVQL35-3qsqNTnEqw

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Alkarii
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Is that toast French?

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LucarioLuvsMinecraft
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
Alkarii wrote:
Is that toast French?


I don't speak French, so it can't be French Toast. Sorry for the inconvenience!

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YEAH TOAST!
This page needs more Nosecone. It does not stand up to my Nosecone to Non-Nosecone ratio.
Also my YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0RJ4tSVQL35-3qsqNTnEqw

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LucarioLuvsMinecraft wrote:
I give up. I shall leave this table with an ace of spades, a Kyurem EX, and a piece of toast.

>Kyurem EX

Do you even Darkrai EX?

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