AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It wouldn't be an issue if Obama would just repeal this sil-

Oh please, what kind of douche would I be if I did that...

A republican.

Anyway, still no fix on the german class fiasco. If it gets to the weekend without a fix, I'll just have to drop anal chem and bite the bullt with the more technical class.

I don't know what's more annoying, though, having the deal with only 11/12 credits to count as full time, or fenagling an extra one credit out of...somewhere...

I'm technically a socialist. Does that count?

i dont even know why i should play mk8 online when i have a perfectly good boyfriend who can fuck me with as much vigor as the game does

Hahahahhahhahahahaha

Frickin hell Chopstix I laughed as loud as one can without waking everyone up early in the morning

Scratchy throat + voice + that clenched jaw feeling when you are going to throw up but your stomach is empty= it me

When you're used to listening to one CD with your favorite song on it and then you go to listen to a greatest hits compilation and your favorite song is a different track number.

It's bodaciously no trouble but it still feels a tiny bit wrong.

You're a treasure

Doctor wanted to write me a sickness leave up to and including saturday, but because I said I think it's a bit long, he wrote me up until thursday. I should've atleast taken friday with it, because that's a 10 hour shift - including the stress with putting new wares into the shelves.
Saturday is only a 4 hour shift, still included with new wares, but the easy task of putting safety pins on. Ah well, I'll see how I feel, plus the doctor said the same and I should just come again when I'm still not too swell.

People who say the entire genre of fighting games take no skill. Maybe that's because you don't give them any. Do you wave your hand in front of a vending machine and then say that it doesn't take any cheddar? So many of these people say that "You can just mash buttons and win". Sure, you can mash buttons and win, just like how a monkey can hit the keys on a typewriter and write out the entire collection of Shakespeare's works, though it's not going to do that first against a monkey who understands how to use a typewriter, remembers or can just read the collection, and isn't possibly metaphorically, possibly bodaciously shitting over something that it doesn't understand. And even if you change that to just "All you do is mash random buttons" it's still wrong. YOU mash random buttons. YOU want to go to Santa Fe. Another thing I keep seeing these kinds of people do is look at two people playing terribly and take that as evidence that the game takes no skill. So basically if that second monkey was in fact possibly bodaciously, possibly metaphorically shitting over something that it doesn't understand, then they would watch those two monkeys shit over a typewriter and take that as evidence that writing takes no skill. You know how ridiculous that is? That's as ridiculous as watching two monkeys shit over a typewriter and taking that as evidence that writing takes no skill. They're watching a low amount of skill being applied and assuming that any higher amount doesn't or can't exist. Do they look at the biology class of a school and say that it only teaches one subject? Do they take 3 steps up Mount Everest and say that it's short? Do they still play peek-a-boo? Because they're still going to be wrong even when they look away from that fact, though they seem to be doing that quite often already.

Boy for something that "mildly annoyed" me I sure did possibly metaphorically, possibly bodaciously shit a whole lot over this extremely unimportant subject.

not enough milk for my cereal ugh

When I am promised fried rice that is so good you'd think it came down from the heavens, I am not expecting shitty take out.

It's too cold which might kill off my watermelon plant.

I keep sneezing my headset off. I'm not sure if my sneezes are ultra powerful or if my headset has terrible grip.

Also, all these dang horror ads every where, I can't handle to horror man!

I think my scalp is getting flakier despite getting an anti-dandruff shampoo? It could just be that I'm paying more attention to it, but still I might have to upgrade to the extra-strength stuff and i don't wannaaaa

Are you sure it's actual dandruff? I used to think all flakes were dandruff, but most of the time it's just dry scalp. My advice would just be to use something that hydrates and warm water (obviously) when washing your hair. Also avoid using blow-driers or harsh chemicals on your hair as that can cause dry scalp too. If it's actual dandruff though (the fakes are a bit larger and usually yellow colored) then yeah keep goin with te actual medical shampoo I guess