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PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 5:31 pm 
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ive been snacking on cinammon altoids all day.

there is this restaurant in texas that has steak, mexican, alligator, and seafood. im planning to go there someday.

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Chocolate donettes. :D

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Darkly Nightman wrote:
Chocolate donettes. :D


Donettes?
Oh man that sounds delicious.

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Bowl of popcorn, 2 Cherry Cokes and a pringles pizza snack stix.

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coraleaterlinda wrote:
ive been snacking on cinammon altoids all day.
I snorted a few of those for twenty bucks once.

Did wonders for my perpetually stuffy sinuses.

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No one has posted this yet?
Really, no one at all?
Fine, I'll do the honors:
A dick.
I'm ashamed in all of you.

...
Was it good?
Better than your's~ <3

But...you've never seen mine...
UNLESS YOU RAPED ME WHILE I WAS UNCOINCIOUS! But...you're a woman so it can't rape, because that would mean I wouldn't want it to happen...but then...
*logic error explosion*


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scebboaliwiw wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
scebboaliwiw wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
No one has posted this yet?
Really, no one at all?
Fine, I'll do the honors:
A dick.
I'm ashamed in all of you.

...
Was it good?
Better than your's~ <3

But...you've never seen mine...
UNLESS YOU RAPED ME WHILE I WAS UNCOINCIOUS! But...you're a woman so it can't rape, because that would mean I wouldn't want it to happen...but then...
*logic error explosion*

OMGWTFHAX?!
Strap-ons...

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Fudge-stripe cookies. :awesome:

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Breakfast: Chocolate Frosted Poptarts with a glass of Chocolate Milk
Lunch: Oscar Mayer Deli Delight: Turkey Monterey sub sandwich
Dinner: ...Haven't quite figured that out yet. Maybe a TV dinner.

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I had a heated-up glazed donut for breakfast and a fudge chocolate bar for lunch. :awesome: I should probably eat something healthy but it's not like that has ever helped me before.

I should stop this mad-ness. (daisies you, censor.)

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Funyuns and chicken. :awesome:

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A cookie, raw ramen, another cookie, mac and cheese, a quiznos classic itallian sandwhich...
I'm a tiny bit underweight and I only had dinner the two days before so shut up.


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Umm, breakfast was a toasted blueberry muffin, lunch was shitty school food, and after-school meal was a quesadilla with a shitload of hot sauce. I'll probably have at least one more meal before the day is over, but I'm actually pretty daisies skinny, despite the amount I eat.


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Well daisies, I don't think I ate anything today. :awesome: It's 5:18 pm, too.

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HMMMMM. So far I think all I've had today is some buffalo chicken finger things. And coffee, but that doesn't really count as eating something. Haven't had dinner yet.


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