AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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AAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH.

Oh, wait, I should babel something... hmm...

Flying... turtles... beef stew... zelda... um.

I have no idea what turtle stew tastes like.

BABELFISH'D
I try stewed meat to what like tortoise and to bear out of me they do not know me it loves.

Wow. That is some really strong Engrish. How did bears get in there? Did Babelfish just call me emo in a subtle way?

I took the phrase "I speak Engrish very well."


MULTIBABEL'D!

Translated from German:
I speak Engrish, in order to be very good.

Translated from Italian:
I speak Engrish, for being much bond.

Translated from Portuguese:
I say Engrish, to be much plugging.

Translated from Spanish:
I say Engrish, to cover much.


"To be much plugging?!"

When you translate, "Mother" into German and back, you get, "Nut/mother." The more you know.

BABELFISH LIES.

Noooooooooo..... Can't be.

Everything and everyone you know and love is a lie. YOUR LIFE IS A LIE!

I tried Babelizing a few of the Smash Bros. character's names for the lulz.

Pit --> Well --> Recess --> Socket
Peach --> Fish
Pokemon Trainer --> Trainer of Pokemon --> Course conductor of Pokemon --> Conductor of course of Pokemon
Toon Link --> Link of Toon --> Left of Toon --> Part of left of Toon --> Part of the left of Toon
Snake --> Queue --> Tail

And finally, Master Hand.

Master Hand --> Principal Hand --> General hand

And you guys already know Link translates to "of the left". :|

Geez, Babelfish immediately demoted then promoted Master Hand.

EDIT: Haha, the fact that this thread is five pages long and still going strong shows just how easily amused we are.

LIES.

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The last post...
...Babelized! :awesome:

It seems that Yeili has now aquired the NOODLE NOODLE avatar. If she/he's had it for some time now, blame my almost nearsighted eyes.

BABELFISH'd
Yeili gets NOEDEL avatars of NOEDEL now and is visible. she/he' Like; ; Hour when is positive, already sends a criticism s. My almost near-sightedness.


Well, not so jumbled but... noedel?

Original English:
Mario Kart Wii is an evil game! You get hit by two million items in a second and fall from first place to last in two nanoseconds! This game makes Satan himself quiver in fear! It does not deserve to be on the face of this Earth! Crucify! Crucify! Crucify!

BABEL-BUTCHER:
Mario Kart Wii is a false game! They take with the effect of two million articles inside like and fallen of the first station of the work to the extremity in two nanoseconds! This game gives to the form to the tremito of Satan equal they in the fear! It does not win to be in the face of this track! Crucifiez! Crucifiez! Crucifiez!

Well, at least it got something about Mario Kart Wii in there.

I would've been stupified if all three "Crucify"s were different from each other in the end.

Also, tremito?

That " of the mine interests three; Crucify" The S works
because everything and is is finally probably vario.


I lack creativity.
...
I lack the creativity.

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ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER!

It decreases fight POUVOIR, decreases! Which?

Why, Babelfish?! WHY?!