AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Oh wow, I actually read that rule wrong.

I was taking it as "no movies that had been remade", so like, The Wizard of Oz would pretty much be a guaranteed out.

Well, that could have been bad... at least I know for later now.

It just has to be the original. If it's been remastered, that's fine. It just can't be a brand-new movie with new actors but with the same plot. If it's been translated to a different language, that's fine too. Reboots are also okay, because they're new stories. Prequels to an existing franchise that came out years later and retcon the fuck out of everything? Whatever! Just can't be a new movie with the same plot, dig? This is my loose rule.

Nobody lost this round! Seriously! Have a pat on the back. Pat yourself just so hard you fuck up this next round, please. I feed on your corpses, an' daddy is huungray.

ROUND 3

This round, give me a character who is not magic! And magic is a very broad term here. For instance, moving shit with your mind, no matter how science-explained, is not cool. If they're really good with mechanics or something and it's clearly the machine doing the work, whatever, but nothing that can really be called magic and still be somewhat accurate. However, the movie can indeed contain magic, magic can exist, and other people can use it, just not the character you play. I will be strict on this.

Turn order is again, randomized! I actually put it through the randomizer like a billion times so it would be extra random.

RULES:
- Any Movie Character
- No Remakes
- Does not use Magic

PREVIOUSLY PLAYED:
A Serbian Film - Milos - Srđan Todorović
Aladdin - Iago - Gilbert Gotfried
Army of Darkness - Ash Williams - Bruce Campbell
Death Race 2000 - Frankenstein - David Carradine
Glory - Sergeant Major John Rawlins - Morgan Freeman
Harry Potter - Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe
Iron Man - Tony Stark - Robert Downey Jr.
Lion King 2 - Kovu - Jason Marsden
Lord of the Rings - Frodo Baggins - Elijah Wood
Pacific Rim - Gipsy Danger's AI - Ellen McLain
Pokemon: The Movie 2000 - Ash Ketchum - Veronica Taylor
Shrek - Donkey - Eddie Murphy
Star Wars: A New Hope - Luke Skywalker - Mark Hamill
The Shawshank Redemption - Andy Dufrense - Tim Robbins
The Wizard of Oz - The Tin Woodsman - Jack Haley
Turkish - Snatch - Jason Stathem
Up In Smoke - Pedro de Pacas - Cheech Marin
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory - Willy Wonka - Gene Wilder

TURN ORDER:
Kamek
Le Great Handsome Oppressor
Madican
Brabbadrabbaslabba
Lolita
Marcato
Chopstix
Need Runes4
Blitz Walrus

whoohoo! Lucky number nine!

Eugene Morrow (Jude Law) from Gattaca.

Imgur's being a butt, so just imagine a picture of Lude Law frowning until then.

Hey, weren't there animated movies for "Lord of the Rings"?

yes, yes there were

but, it's not a remake of the cartoon, it's a separate thing entirely based off the books.

Andrew Bryniarski as Zangief, in Street Fighter.

You decide to play something from Street Fighter and it's not M. Bison? Shame on you Great Handsome Oppressor.

His googly eyes will always haunt me.

"Remember me, Eddie? When I killed your brother I talked JUST. LIKE THIIIIIS!

Jesus, now I won't be able to get that out of my head.

well madican is out

brabbers, it's your turn

Oh it was my turn.

I don't think I like randomizing the turn order.

Billy Lo (played by Bruce Lee and several other people) from Game of Death.

well if i wasn't on the ball i wouldn't either

but i'm not off the ball

i am the ball