"Sire, Wry Bread has failed to present Your Majesty a character within 24 hours!"

What.

Are you kidding me.

Really.
It
It's not even breakfast yet!
OOOOOOOOFFFFF WITH HER HEAD!!!
*THUNK*
Wry's severed head was made into toast and served at King Marcato's breakfast table to all his guests. No one suspected a thing.
Next round!
King Marcato wishes to see characters he deems to be
humanoid! By humanoid, I mean that your character
cannot be human, but must possess some kind of physical human trait. Human-looking arms, human-looking legs, etc. Elves, for example, would be excellent choices. I'll be pretty generous about what qualifies, but the one thing I absolutely will NOT accept is bipedal animals. That means no Star Fox, no Sly Cooper, no most anyone from Sonic the Hedgehog.
All right, then, let's see your humanoids, chop chop!
Requirements:-Original Video Game Character-HumanoidGames and Characters Already Used:Ace Attorney-Manfred von Karma
Bastion-The Kid
Battleblock Theater-Hatty Hattington
Bubsy-Bubsy
Doom-Doomguy
Elite Beat Agents-J
Game of Thrones the Game-Mors Westford
Jetpack Joyride-Barry Steakfried
Lollipop Chainsaw-Zombie
Pacman-Pacman
Puzzling Adventure’s Henry Hatsworth-Henry Hatsworth
Q*Bert-Q*Bert
Skies of Arcadia-Vyse
Thomas Was Alone-Thomas
Player Order:SaintCrazy
Galaxy Man
D-vid
Madican
Le
Great Handsome Oppressor
Blitz Walrus
Need Runes4
Chopstix
Oolrich
Barabba
Lolita
Paranoid Android
Kamak
Supaaku
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