AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Do catbread licks feel like those ticklish licks from normal cats?

I don't know about what cats you have but mine has a sandpaper tongue. That's definitely not ticklish.

Bread dog! You have a curly, fluffy croissant tail.

Nope! But I come from a long line of gourmet breeds.
... how did i not think of that pun what's wrong with me.


Ah. I. Hmm. You may need to ask someone else about that. I'm not sure I'm properly equipped to give you any firsthand knowledge. Perhaps this will help?



My tongue is actually very soft and floury, though there are a few wheat kernels poking up here and there... bit of a mixed bag. That said, probably infinity licks.

What's the meanest thing you've ever done to someone?

Can you paint with all the colours of the wind?

Which...
Movie
Book
Comic
Video game
Show
Could you best replace the protagonist of?

If you were an evil villain, what would your DIABOLICALLY EVIL power be?

(I may need to know this for the reasons of constructing an evil Catbread monstrosity clone.)

Can we hear you roar?

Are you better than pumpkin seed bread? Because I don't think that is physically possible.

Do you prefer Snake or Wryden?

What's the name of your true nemesis?

Do you have any friends that are made of other foods? Or do you mostly just hang out with breads?

Sorry for the delay, my father was injured recently and had to be taken to the hospital for a while today, and then class started up again after a week out for the weather, so I've been busy! I plan to answer all of the hanging questions in just a little while.

Classified information. It's locked up tight with my recipe. Not that I've got anything to hide. Ahem.
(I honestly don't really have an answer. I feel bad for occasionally discussing another person's bad mood, harmful flaws, or unpleasant opinion to third parties, for example, but it doesn't reflect my actual opinion of them as a complete being. There are people I don't get along well with, but it doesn't mean I dislike them, it just means I'm not their kind of ideal company. If we mean "actions taken against someone," uh... hm. I feel really wretched for it still, but when I was like, six, I would be mean to a family friend's cat. I wanted to see if she could really land on her feet all the time so I would pick her up and drop her, or push her off the couch suddenly, stuff like that. I know I was just a kid but I still feel like crap about it because she was really nice and didn't deserve to get tossed around by someone that way. As far as people go, I can't think of any specific examples, but I know from experience that when I'm genuinely angry I have an acid tongue and have probably been really hurtful to someone else in the past because of it.)

... not so much.
(Haha ha. Ha. No. I can barely paint with regular colors oh god.)

What a doozy, oh boy. Some of these I can barely even guess at, but I'll try my best at some kind of answer, even if I can't replace the "protagonist" as it may be: Lion King, Alice in Wonderland (:3), Garfield (goes without saying), Blinx, and Leopold the Cat. Meow. (I have no actual for-real answer for these so HAVE A LOT OF CAT STUFF.)

Surely you jest. I'd never dabble in dark magics or evil powers.


But no, I'm probably not.
Snake; he's at yeast less drama-laden than Wryden, despite the less fun name. ha ha bread jokes, also sorry I couldn't think of an image for this one NEXT TIME GRYE SOB

I'll hang out with anyone! Uh, not that I have low standards... EVERYONE IS COOL. Even if some of you poor things will never know the joy of leavening on a windowsill on a spring afternoon. SORRY TO YOU TO, HOW DO I PICTURES.

Is it possible for you to mold? If so, how long would it take for it to happen in an average room temperature room?