AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I want to abuse you unconscious and feed you dingleberries until you die.

An arcade game where you fire pellets at baby animals for the mega-bonus.

A student project where you think about privileges and you play on the same world as everyone else.

Suck man mayo from my pooper you foul twat.

I will rape you right in your awful looking wizard's sleeve, you hyperactive pig rapist.

I would kill you, but then the title of "most monstrously hideous pile of shit alive" would pass on to someone else.

If a convict donkey punches you in the chasm tomorrow, I bet it won't be the first time.

I will break you right in your awful looking messy cleft palate, you neo-conservative pillow humper.

Gargle your own diarrhea, you simpleminded lagoon creature.

Look, you appalling dicknose, you've got one fucking minute before I lick your fucking booty full of booty juice.

You will never be the man your father was.

Eat a trouser snake, you fucking Indonesian manure salesman.

Go pork yourself, you retarded, smelly, Jewish, rectum poking, throbbing cousin-slapping guy in overalls-thrusting porker.

The only loving you get is from your left hand.

Go fuck your stuffed animals, you slut.

I will find happiness, and you will be murdered.

Go boink yourself, you uppity, throbbing, disgusting, dripping, stick smacking nanny-fucking Canadian-raping bag of douche.

Update: (January 10th 2013) You are now reading insults in Morgan Freeman's voice.

Remember that time when all of your friends went out to the bar the other night? No? That's because you have no friends.

An action game where you point your gun at jeeps non-violently.

A shooting game where you go back in time to kill hot boys - legally.

An adventure game where you hang out with trolls in a wide-open procedural world. homestuck

A tycoon game where you buy family members and the sky isn't even the limit.

An experimental game where you breastfeed individual atoms competitively.

A horror game where you drive trucks with puppies and it's scary as hell.

An adventure game where you hang out with trolls in a wide-open procedural world.homestuck

A sim game where you heal dogs ad infinitum.

A horror game where you ally with sharks in the 'nads.

An online game where you memorize birds and buy extra content with real cheddar.

A god game where you grow stuff on humans to create a sprawling industry.

An MMO where you vanquish dinosaurs in space.

An indie game where you make movies with goths (it's not really a game).

The only loving you get is from your sister.

I will give you a Japanese tacklebox.

I want to destroy you unconscious and feed you muff mustard until you die.

I would love to give you an abe lincoln, I already gave one to your stepbrother.

Rick Astley fucked your father, you queef-breathing rump spanking pig rapist.

If you like getting slapped so much, why don't you try it with a Catholic?

It would be a pity if you were murderously fingered and nobody was around to witness it.

By the time you learn how not to be a troll, it will be around three weeks too late.

My aunt fucked you in the booty, and you were pop flyin' about it?

Golly, you inappropriately touched a rapist?

Fuck you in the chasm.

You fucker. You unit fucking fucker.

I will boink your moose knuckle. I will boink your moose knuckle.

I strongly suspect you enjoy watching Glee a bit too much.

Go pound yourself, you gigantic, bloated, buttfucking, delicious, period-stained sister-loving yeti-licking throat clam.

Hey cheese gobbler, I find your huge rippling booty revolting.

Britney Spears humped your dad, you psychotic rod riding fuckdoll.

Nobody gives the tiniest shit that you're an insignificant bitchwit, there are plenty of other reasons to dislike you.