AWKWARD ZOMBIE

chris said "lets talk in the same skype chat without talking to each other"

*In l4d2 but in a skype call chat*
Yeili: oh shit somebody messaged me on skype
Lolita: was it cafall. it was cafal, wasn't it.
Yeili: N-NO IT WASN'T CAFALL!

later

Yeili: OH SHIT CAFALL DID MESSAGE ME!

[4:05:01 PM] Malum: on a scale of one to hitler how bad am I
[4:05:06 PM] Bacon: stalin
[4:05:06 PM] Yeili: stalin

YCobb: hey out of curiosity
YCobb: and this is a thing I ask everyone because it interests me
smileFairie: 12 inches

(1:19:41 AM) somepartsareme: http://i.imgur.com/UQZDO.jpg
(1:19:43 AM) somepartsareme: AYN RAND
(1:19:45 AM) somepartsareme: or
(1:19:47 AM) somepartsareme: CARL SAGAN
(1:19:51 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: shrug
(1:20:00 AM) somepartsareme: guess
(1:20:10 AM) somepartsareme: do you know who either of those people are
(1:21:06 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: no
(1:21:10 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: they sound familliar
(1:21:31 AM) somepartsareme: jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez
(1:21:35 AM) somepartsareme: take a stab in the dark
(1:21:40 AM) BeatBoxingBoo: wrestlers

Syobon:
my friend just texted me "I just won a math in quake "
this game is amazing

Joh Terraem:
I didn't know Quake offered math competitions these days
if I knew there was more to it than headshots I might have been more interested

Syobon:
woops hah

Le Great Handsome Oppressor:
IF I HAVE TO ROCKET JUMP TO THE TOP OF THIS MAP, HOW MANY ROCKETS WILL I HAVE LEEEEEEEEEEFT, PRIVATE

03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: Kroger's a good job, mate
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: hard work
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: outta doors
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: and i'll garauntee you'll not go hungry
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: because at the end of the day
03:29 PM - [AZ] Need Runes4: you'll get an employee discount

YCobb: you should challenge him to a duel
YCobb: *d-d-d-d-d-duel
DNL Hern: d-d-d-d. dddddduel
YCobb: *!!
DNL Hern: DAMMIT

[10:24:48 PM] Malum: I WAS THERE LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO
[10:24:54 PM] The Willow Witch: but that consisted of dead space and popcocks
[10:24:59 PM] The Willow Witch: ...
[10:25:03 PM] The Willow Witch: what the fuck

KDarkness: uh oh
KDarkness: i feel a
Skeleton Jelly: boner
KDarkness: NEW BAND BONER
Skeleton Jelly: I was close enough

KDarkness: okay these vocals are pretty fucking awful but the music is pretty decent and sounds much more folk than psych
KDarkness: nothing like SSC or BMSR
KDarkness: guess I was wrong
Skeleton Jelly: Their jazz is quite freeform
KDarkness: well this album is like bad gypsy music
KDarkness: I, personally, am not impressed
Skeleton Jelly: like bad bad or what
Skeleton Jelly: oh okay
Skeleton Jelly: bad bad
KDarkness: i like the jazz better
Skeleton Jelly: And some of their jazz is kind of boring tbh
KDarkness: yeah
KDarkness: my verdict: NOT WORTH IT
Skeleton Jelly: BONER RETRACTED

[2:01:30 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: wow
[2:01:32 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: i misread that meme
[2:01:33 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: as
[2:01:35 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: breasts on males
[2:01:42 AM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: and i was like HMMM WHAT KIND OF MEME IS THIS