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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 6:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 10:55 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 12:12 pm 
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[1:10:32 PM] The Willow Witch: I DONT
[1:10:33 PM] The Willow Witch: WANT
[1:10:35 PM] The Willow Witch: FIREWORKS
[1:10:35 PM] The Willow Witch: IN MY VAGINA

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 10:39 pm 
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Flicky: ANYWAYS I AM A MASSIVE STAR TREK NERD
Pizza Vampire: OH MR SPOCK
Pizza Vampire: OH HARDER IN THE booty WITH THE PROTON GENERATOR
Pizza Vampire: OH GOD
Flicky: OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY USED THE TERM MR
Flicky: THANK YOU
Flicky: ANYWAYS
Flicky: OH MAN
Flicky: MY WARP CORE IS ABOUT TO BREACH
Pizza Vampire: BEAM ME UP SCOTTY
Flicky: GET EVERYONE TO THE SAUCER SECTION AND GET READY FOR A SEPARATION THIS SHIT'S ABOUT TO BLOW
Pizza Vampire: OH SCOTTY OH
Pizza Vampire: BEAM ME HARDER
Flicky: I'M GIVIN' HER ALL SHE'S GOT CAP'N
Flicky: OH MAN
Flicky: HERE GOES
Flicky: WARP 9
Flicky: UNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHHHH


the most fucked up convo willow and i have ever had

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 23, 2012 4:39 pm 
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[5:32:36 PM] LYRA: the difference is a lot more obvious in the chat pic though
[5:32:54 PM] LYRA: LYRA pinches garretts cheeks
[5:32:58 PM] Lan: "..."
[5:33:20 PM] LYRA: “you’re oddly cute for an adult male”
[5:33:20 PM] Angie/natalie: Angie/natalie pinches his cheeks also
[5:33:41 PM] LYRA: “what’s your secret”
[5:34:45 PM] LYRA: (which cheeks angie)
[5:34:58 PM] Angie/natalie: (the ones on his face)
[5:35:03 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): what
[5:35:07 PM] Angie/natalie: uhdwJK

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 24, 2012 5:39 pm 
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[23:36:26] George: has the british olmpics been played much in america?
[23:37:53] Loon: british olympics?
[23:38:01] Loon: i thought the olympics were like
[23:38:05] Puttin Pastor Mutton Master (Kalekemo): zang
[23:38:08] Puttin Pastor Mutton Master (Kalekemo): zang really?
[23:38:08] Hot, b ambitious: stop before you dumb anymore
[23:38:10] Loon: a worldwide thing

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 12:29 am 
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11:26 PM - -BTYM: i don't know who all of your friends are
11:26 PM - [AZ] bbb: just look at my profile
11:27 PM - -BTYM: do you not talk to your irl friends ever
11:27 PM - -BTYM: do you mime to each other
11:27 PM - -BTYM: do you call each other and just hear "....." because you can't fucking hear miming you fucking idiots

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 26, 2012 11:39 pm 
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[12:36:53 AM] Malum: IF I WON THE LOTTERY I'D BUY YOU A FUCKING BROTHEL

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 3:52 am 
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Verom: what masochistic naxi satanist designed this dungeon
TurbroPunz: I'm imagining Hitler calling for a taxi
TurbroPunz: Doing the salute and everything
Verom: talk about heiling a cab am i right
TurbroPunz: I love your typos

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 5:44 pm 
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[6:41:48 PM] George: what
[6:41:49 PM] George: bons always been texan?

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 27, 2012 6:25 pm 
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i am actually like 100% serious she's texan i remember her skitting herself about it

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:18 pm 
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[8:16:54 PM] Zen: I like how you mention that, instead of the fuck that I'm a fucking giant with shadow orb fists
[8:17:04 PM] Zen: I meant fact
[8:17:07 PM] Zen: not fuck
[8:17:19 PM] Zen: you shouldn't confuse those words
[8:17:25 PM] Zen: I should know
[8:17:32 PM] Dreilex: AS A MATTER OF FUCK
[8:17:37 PM] Dreilex: I DO KNOW THE DIFFERENCE


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 28, 2012 8:19 pm 
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Dreilex, you facting booty!

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 3:22 pm 
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KDarkness: I'm going to steal the spiked knuckles from the safe in the Vicki and Vance casino and unlease hell
KDarkness: *unleash
KDarkness: UNLEASE HELL
SECRET TUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL: I am sorry but your lease on hell is up

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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2012 9:13 pm 
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