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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:00 pm 
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Tales wrote:
[22:35:48] George: hhohahaa dużo się śmieje nie
[22:35:55] :I Lolita :I: is that like
[22:35:56] :I Lolita :I: every language ever
[22:36:01] Hot, b ambitious: gay speak
[22:36:02] George: Nie bój się mnie małe dziecko
[22:36:12] Hot, b ambitious: he's just mashing the keyboard
[22:36:14] George: ja kurwa nienawidzę cię BYE
[22:36:18] Hot, b ambitious: there's no way that's words

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:34 pm 
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Need Runes4: Texarkana arkansas
bbb: freakin lord
bbb: is that even
bbb: a real place
Need Runes4: Yes
Need Runes4: it is a populous place too
Need Runes4: betwixt
bbb: that sounds like
bbb: arkansas and texas
Need Runes4: Texas and Arkansas
bbb: have a freakin incestuous baby
Need Runes4: yeah
Need Runes4: Welcome to the south
bbb: incestuous because all the states
bbb: hahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 5:41 pm 
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:I Lolita :I


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 1:17 am 
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In which I compose a list of games I haven't completed yet.

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11:57 PM - bbb: dude i haven't beaten so many of my games
11:57 PM - saximaphone: me neither
11:57 PM - bbb: let me compose a list
11:57 PM - bbb: 1000 Amps
11:57 PM - bbb: Alpha Protocol
11:57 PM - bbb: And Yet it Moves
11:57 PM - bbb: Anomaly Warzone Earth
11:57 PM - saximaphone: I can't even remember what I have
11:57 PM - bbb: Aquaria
11:58 PM - bbb: booty Creed Revelations
11:58 PM - bbb: booty Creed Brotherhood
11:58 PM - bbb: The Baconing
11:58 PM - bbb: Bad COmpany 2 i guess
11:58 PM - bbb: BIT.TRIP BEAT
11:58 PM - bbb: Brink i guess
11:58 PM - bbb: Cubemen
11:58 PM - bbb: Dark Messiah i guess
11:58 PM - bbb: Dead Island
11:58 PM - bbb: Death Spank
11:58 PM - bbb: Delve Deeper
11:58 PM - bbb: Deus Ex the first
11:58 PM - bbb: Dungeons of Dredrmor
11:58 PM - bbb: Dustforce
11:58 PM - bbb: Dwarfs?!
11:58 PM - bbb: Edge
11:59 PM - bbb: Foreign Legion: Buckets of Blood
11:59 PM - bbb: (yes i'm seriously doing this)
11:59 PM - bbb: From Dust
11:59 PM - bbb: (when did i fuckign buy gary's mod)
11:59 PM - bbb: Hydrophobia: Prophecy
11:59 PM - bbb: Inside a Star-filled Sky
11:59 PM - bbb: L.A. Noire
11:59 PM - bbb: Limbo
11:59 PM - bbb: Lone Survivor
11:59 PM - bbb: Magicka
11:59 PM - bbb: Orcs Must Die!
11:59 PM - bbb: Penumbras 1, 2, and 3
12:00 AM - bbb: Plants vs. Zombies
12:00 AM - bbb: Saints Row III
12:00 AM - bbb: Sequence
12:00 AM - bbb: Shoot Many Robots
12:00 AM - bbb: Super Meat Boy
12:00 AM - bbb: Thief: Deadly Shadows
12:00 AM - bbb: Tobe's Vertical Adventure
12:00 AM - bbb: Tomb Raider: Anniversary
12:00 AM - bbb: Zen Bound (R) 2


I should probably get on that.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 3:33 pm 
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Chumpersonable: HELLO I AM THE MAN WHO WILL BE SEXING UP YOUR SON, PLEASED TO MEET YOU

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 6:34 pm 
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KDarkness: because I want to know if i'm getting like a collage of gruesome, melting faces or something
SECRET TUNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL: that'd be neat

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 4:36 pm 
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[2:34:45 PM] Kalekemo: George I think you're made entirely of mainstream music
[2:34:50 PM] Kalekemo: and fashion
[2:34:53 PM] George: kale i have some questions for you
[2:34:54 PM] George: 1) how dare you


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[2:49:06 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: did I ever ban you?
[2:49:06 PM] Yeili: what did you say
[2:49:09 PM] Panties: i dont think so?
[2:49:18 PM] Kalekemo: clearly zang is RNFB
[2:49:19 PM] *** Yeili removed Panties from this conversation. ***
[2:49:22 PM] *** Yeili added Panties ***
[2:49:30 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: hey
[2:49:31 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: no fair
[2:49:32 PM] Kalekemo: rip zang
[2:49:33 PM] Panties: yeili, on the other hand..
[2:49:34 PM] Tatzel: you banned Zang so hard, that his AZ username changed
[2:49:41 PM] The Great Handsome Oppressor: I want my part of the fun :c
[2:49:44 PM] *** The Great Handsome Oppressor removed Panties from this conversation. ***
[2:49:45 PM] Hot, b ambitious: rip in peace zang dead and not missed

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:34 pm 
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bbb: i have spent like
bbb: $200 on steam
bbb: becase of the sale
BTYM: stop it
BTYM: I've spent like
BTYM: $6
BTYM: of your cheddar
bbb: you twat


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 6:35 pm 
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In which I summarize the plot to Superman vs Muhammad Ali

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[01:28:09] The Great Handsome Oppressor: the plot is "we are space warriors!"
[01:28:11] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "oh no"
[01:28:34] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "space warriors saw that Earth had strong fighters! so we wanna fight your strongest fighter!"
[01:28:42] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "I am Superman I will be the fighter"
[01:28:53] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "No Superman, I am Muhammad Ali and you are not from Earth!"
[01:29:02] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "But I becamse a resident of the United State!"
[01:29:12] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "Ok let's boxing to see who is the strongest"
[01:29:18] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "...wat I'm superman"
[01:29:21] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "yeah IDC"
[01:29:34] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "then I guess I'll use kryptonite to make me weaker to not kill you"
[01:29:42] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "round 1 fight"
[01:29:47] The Great Handsome Oppressor: Muhammad: "atatatatatatatata"
[01:29:51] The Great Handsome Oppressor: superman is ko
[01:30:01] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "oh no you almost killed superman"
[01:30:21] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "oh whoops well now I will fight star warrior champion!"
[01:30:28] The Great Handsome Oppressor: BUT ACTUALLY.............
[01:31:02] The Great Handsome Oppressor: superman: "I'm not really KO and I will disguise as Muhammad Ali's black trainer and infiltrate the spaceship while they're busy fighting! it was part of the plan"
[01:31:23] The Great Handsome Oppressor: whack pow slam he punches aliens while whack pow slam Muhammad punches alien champion
[01:31:43] The Great Handsome Oppressor: then alien boss says "no it's not fair that muhammad is winning! kill him"
[01:31:54] The Great Handsome Oppressor: but Superman is "no! I destroyed your fleet"
[01:32:11] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and alien champion is "no! it's not honourable! I punch alien boss instead"
[01:32:27] The Great Handsome Oppressor: so then alien boss isn't the boss anymore and aliens go home
[01:32:42] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and then on earth muhammad goes "well played.................. CLARK KENT"
[01:32:50] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and superman says "HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?"
[01:33:04] The Great Handsome Oppressor: "it's because clark kent didn't show up anymore after page 5!"
[01:33:11] The Great Handsome Oppressor: and they laugh and handshake and AMERICA! the end

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 12:15 am 
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11:11 PM - Need Runes4: I googled latin for anus
11:12 PM - Need Runes4: brought me to latin profanities on wikipedia
11:12 PM - Need Runes4: and there was penis
11:12 PM - Need Runes4: but someone had to show that FUCKIN MERCURY HAS A HORSE DICK

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 4:12 am 
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[7/18/2012 8:22:43 PM] WordBird: [LINK REDACTED]
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[2:06:44 AM] cohortDirector: you are too kind.
[2:07:11 AM] WordBird: i know
[2:07:34 AM] cohortDirector: ALL HAIL IO THE BENEVOLENT
[2:08:16 AM] WordBird: (✿◠ ◡ ◠)
[2:09:52 AM] cohortDirector: but i've seen that one already.
[2:09:58 AM] WordBird: (✿⊙ ◡ ⊙)

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 6:41 pm 
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So, my two best friends are 19 and 16. Which make them 3 and 6 years younger than me, respectively. Which is kinda weird and creepy and comes up in jokes a lot:

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raihitori 6:21 pm
nao
when I say he's adorbs
I mean he's like
cuteyface babby jailb8

DonNoFace 6:21 pm
xDD

raihitori 6:21 pm
or at least he looks like cuteyface babby jailb8

DonNoFace 6:21 pm
Catbread has it on for jailb8?!

raihitori 6:21 pm
ooh carson ;O
you're so creepily younger than me

DonNoFace 6:21 pm
You gotta stop doing this, Catbread. You're going to end up in gaol :O

raihitori 6:22 pm
let's play "terraria" and explore some "mines"
wonk

DonNoFace 6:22 pm
Is that what you two have been up to? :s

raihitori 6:22 pm
oh no wonk wonk it's the "eye of cthulhu"

DonNoFace 6:22 pm
"Hi I'm Catbread my two best friends are 19 and 16"

raihitori 6:22 pm
he's using up all my "cheddar" because the easiest way to kill him is with "expensive shurikens"

DonNoFace 6:22 pm
I don't get that last one

carson hess 6:26 pm
But what's funny
is you're like
"No man it's not what u tink he's adorable liek"
"JAILBAIT BABY adorbs"
"because that's better"
Your mind works in amazing ways, catbread
amazing
/super sincerity

raihitori 6:28 pm
hahaha
NO IT'S OKAY
SEE
IT'S OKAY BECAUSE
HE'S JAILBAIT????
UHHH
WAIT OKAY YES I SEE WHY YOU ARE ARRESTING ME NOW
PLEASE CONTINUE
I CAN FIND NO FAULT WITH YOUR REASONING AT THIS POINT

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:37 pm 
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FMAWolf: Thats the basic stuff, it gets bigger as things move on. Apparently Casshern is immortal
FMAWolf: He gets hurt and then the skin and shit all grows together again painfully
FMAWolf: It's pretty to look at too
FMAWolf: Sonuva... Brb
BLAZEMidnight: that sounded rather...um... sinister XD
BLAZEMidnight: lol k
BLAZEMidnight: haha loved how you were all like "the skin and shit all grows together again painfully "It's pretty to look at " XD
FMAWolf: kbak
FMAWolf: PFFFFT
FMAWolf: WELL I DIDNT MEAN THAT PART HAHAHA
FMAWolf: I MEANT IN GENERAL MY GOD LOL
FMAWolf: I AM A PSYCHOPATH.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jul 19, 2012 9:40 pm 
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[10:39:13 PM] sceb: Are you just going to
[10:39:20 PM] sceb: milk your cow thing for all it's worth
[10:39:26 PM] The Willow Witch: ....
[10:39:27 PM] The Willow Witch: what

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 5:58 pm 
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4:58 PM - Need Runes4: I can taste the dildo

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