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PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 5:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:04 pm 
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Lolth-Touched Skullcrusher Ogre. And then with magic items and a permanent enlarge person, his numbers are 44288lbs on a light load, and 665600lbs push/drag.

He just grabs people with his tail and then punches/constricts them. I couldn't afford any weapons or armor.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Mon Jun 25, 2012 8:34 pm 
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9:29 PM: hey man i cant talk right now im kinda masterbating

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:42 pm 
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10:38 PM - Malum: yeah so you have some creepy power fantasies dont you
10:38 PM - Malum: wanting to rule the world
10:38 PM - Malum: and shit
10:38 PM - Darkin: Hey, are you saying that, if you had enough power
10:38 PM - Darkin: You would not rule
10:38 PM - Malum: no
10:38 PM - Darkin: And I wouldn't be a dick
10:38 PM - Malum: I'd protect
10:38 PM - Malum: you'd be a pretty big dick
10:38 PM - Malum: don't lie
10:39 PM - Darkin: Only to certain people
10:39 PM - Darkin: Like the jews
10:39 PM - Darkin: Fuck those guys
10:39 PM - Malum: pfft
10:39 PM - Darkin: Listen, listen
10:39 PM - Darkin: All I'm saying is
10:39 PM - Darkin: Hitler was right

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:49 pm 
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You are a horrible person.
And I wouldn't have you any other way.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 8:09 am 
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Actually from me, trying to whine while still on sedatives after pulling two wisdom teeth out:

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10:10 - Clockwork: it'sonly hruuuuustar
10:10 - Clockwork: i mena
10:10 - Clockwork: it's only thurasy
10:10 - Clockwork: how write
10:10 - Clockwork: thursday
10:10 - Clockwork: it's only thursday
10:11 - Clockwork: can't police wait ontul
10:11 - Clockwork: tomorrow
10:11 - Clockwork: i can't even
10:11 - (Friend): I just imagined you trying to draw right now


(Drawing did not go that well.)

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10:48 - Clockwork: writing dislogur id hstf

("Writing dialogue is hard")

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Thu Jun 28, 2012 10:49 pm 
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[10:47:46 PM] The Willow Witch: link me Im to lady to look


She's obviously too much of a kawaii maiden to be bothered to look

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 12:56 am 
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10:53 PM - bbb: the 40's
10:53 PM - bbb: THE ONLY THING THAT WAS BAD IS THE WAR
10:53 PM - bbb: and also lack of internet
10:54 PM - bbb: bodaciously the only things wrong with that time
10:54 PM - BTYM: also segregation
10:54 PM - bbb: okay yeah sure


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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:10 pm 
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[5:09:25 PM] George: also this banana is so small
[5:09:31 PM] George: i bet i could fit it all in my mouth


geroge

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[5:10:11 PM] George: also if i do take this entire banana in my mouth i'm not getting another one


george

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[6:03:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: bring on the banana

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:12 pm 
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Most of these logs happen in the AZ skype group, don't they?

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:13 pm 
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The ones with Geroge? Yeah.

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 29, 2012 4:14 pm 
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Can, someone re-add me to the group?

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:19 pm 
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[12:18:48 AM] *** Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "shoolis goddammit play brawl with me" ***
[12:19:01 AM] *** Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "seriously come on" ***
[12:19:17 AM] *** Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "cOME ON SHOOLIS IT'S ONE GAME AND YOU'RE GETING COKIES" ***
[12:19:24 AM] *** Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita has changed the conversation topic to "*COOKIES" ***

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sat Jun 30, 2012 11:23 pm 
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Shoolis I wish I was you
You have the best life

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 Post subject: Re: IM Quote Thread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 01, 2012 12:09 am 
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are you sure

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