AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but you're in a desert.

I wish I took birth control pills.

Granted, but they don't work.

I wish I could have normal food again.

Granted, you have no taste buds.

I wish Yanimae hadn't posted that image. My stomach is sick now.

Granted, BUT THEN I POST SOMETHING MUCH MUCH WORSE.
Like what I showed to merlin. huur

I wish I had better editing skillz.

Your editing skills get so fantastic that you accidently edit out other people's existances in this massive book of existances.

In inner space.

I wish I could tap-dance on my entrails.

Granted. You kill yourself in the process.


I wish I could tap-dance on Fooflyer's entrails.

Granted, but you do it barefoot and trip and stumble in my intestines. Causing you to fall onto a convieniently placed pike.

I wish I was a bad man.

Granted, but everybody thinks you're a good person.

I wish I knew what to wish.

Granted, but your wish is waaay too outlandish to ever come true.

I wish I didn't feel somehow responsible everytime Katie doesn't post a comic.

Godtatt, men hvis du skriver noe som helst på forumet igjen så gjelder det ikke.

Jeg ønsker at jeg kunne styre ting med tankene mine.

Granted, but everything goes BOOM aroung you.
I wish I'd understand what the FFFFFFFFFFF Trygve just said.

Declined, you are too weak.

I wish I am ablee to finish this Super Smash Bros. song I'm writing.

Granted, but you realize then that it's a song for Dora the Explorer, after all.
I wish my wish wasn't declined by Trygve.

Granted, now it is Dora the Explorer. but you have to sleep with her first. She take it into your booty.

I wish I was not tired.

Granted. Dead people don't need to sleep.


I wish Trygve wasn't a pedophile.