AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[11:06:40 PM] Angie/natalie: 1. Girl opens box and can see nothing but sugar.
2. Hamster leaps out from sugar.
3. Girl is surprised! But hamsters are cute. Heart!
4. OP is so clever. Love! Heart.
[11:07:10 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis: Step 5: cut a hole in the box

Never tell your password to anyone.
(H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy is now Online.
April-24-12
5:10 PM - Malum: Hello
5:14 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Uh
5:14 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Gonna have to say...
5:14 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: no.
5:14 PM - Malum: Wat
5:14 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Sorry.
5:15 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Better luck next time.
5:15 PM - Malum: I don't even...
5:15 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Have a good day.
5:15 PM - Malum: I'm not a telemarketer!
5:15 PM - Malum: HEY DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT NEW EA GAME
5:15 PM - Malum: I LOVE
5:15 PM - Malum: EA
5:15 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I'm hanging up now.
5:15 PM - Malum: AND
5:16 PM - Malum: SUPPO- NO PLEASE I NEED THIS JOB
5:16 PM - Malum: IF I DON'T MAKE A SALE THEY'LL FIRE ME
5:16 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Sorry.
5:16 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Don't care
5:16 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: At all.
5:16 PM - Malum: Sir, Sir please.
5:16 PM - Malum: I have a wife and 15 children
5:16 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Shoulda thought about that before you had sex.
5:16 PM - Malum: they all have leukymia and cancer
5:16 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: 15 times.
5:16 PM - Malum: they have double cancer
5:17 PM - Malum: We have 15tuplets
5:17 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Shoulda thought about that before they got cancer
5:17 PM - Malum: And we live in Chernnobyl
5:17 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Shoulda thought about that before moving to cancer city
5:17 PM - Malum: The S.T.A.L.K.E.Rs, they make us work here.
5:17 PM - Malum: Being telemarketers.
5:17 PM - Malum: For rad-away
5:18 PM - Malum: Just, buy a deluxe-waifu pillow from us, please.
5:18 PM - Malum: They'll kill my family If I don't sell one.
5:18 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Hanging up
5:19 PM - Malum: NO PLEASE
5:19 PM - Malum: O-okay. H-have a good day Sir.
5:19 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Wait
5:19 PM - Malum sobs gentlely
5:19 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: You said waifu pillows
5:19 PM - Malum: ...Y-yes we did.
5:19 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy looks around
5:19 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: What
5:19 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: KIND of waifu pillows?
5:20 PM - Malum: We make waifu pillows of all kinds. Customized waifu pillows.
5:20 PM - Malum: They're very affordable.
5:20 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Customized you say?
5:20 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: So I could send you a picture of myself, and put it on a pillow?
5:20 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: ...hypothetically of course
5:21 PM - Malum: Hmm...
5:21 PM - Malum: I talked to my superiors, Anonymously of course.
5:21 PM - Malum: They say yes.
5:21 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Yes.
5:21 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Quite.
5:22 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Now, how much are we talking here?
5:22 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And how discreetly would it be sent?
5:22 PM - Malum: How many would you like?
5:22 PM - Malum: My wife is an expert pillow folder.
5:22 PM - Malum: We can have them in very very small packages.
5:22 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Well, I'm qu-I mean my friend is quite fond of orgies.
5:22 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: So... at least ten.
5:22 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Cycle them out if nothing else.
5:22 PM - Malum: 10?
5:23 PM - Malum: We have a buy 10 get another 10 half off deal.
5:23 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I just said ten, didn't I?
5:23 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Hmm...
5:23 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I'd need to know how much ten would cost.
5:24 PM - Malum: 10 will be around... $150
5:24 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Yes yes, that's nothing, but how much is it really?
5:24 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Is the shipment ten easy payments of my firstborn child?
5:25 PM - Malum: International shipping is free if you buy over 5 pillows.
5:25 PM - Malum: So you're good.
5:25 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: So 20 pillows would be 225?
5:25 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: I assume this is USD here.
5:26 PM - Malum: Yes, $225. The tax is... avoidable.
5:26 PM - Malum: If we use
5:26 PM - Malum: Certain Russian standards.
5:26 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Quite.
5:26 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And tell me, when would I-My friend get these pillows?
5:27 PM - Malum: 3 weeks?
5:27 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Hm.
5:27 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: How much extra would I have to pay to get it to me sooner?
5:28 PM - Malum: $40 for all the pillows.
5:28 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: And how much sooner would I get them
5:28 PM - Malum: 5 days.
5:29 PM - Malum: Give or take a day or two.
5:29 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: What would I have to pay to get them to me tommorow?
5:29 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Er
5:29 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: To my friend
5:29 PM - Malum: Of course, your friend.
5:29 PM - Malum: $60
5:29 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Yes.
5:29 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Alright, this sounds good.
5:30 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy: Let me call you back when I get the photo.
5:30 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy hangs up
5:30 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy walks off
5:30 PM - Malum: Wait we're an unlisted number how is he gonna call us ba- oh goddammit.
5:30 PM - (H-C) Friendly Sandvich Heavy whistles a tune
5:30 PM - Malum: NO PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME NIKOLAI
5:31 PM - Malum: OH GOD MY KNEECAPS
5:31 PM - Malum: LINDA, NOOOOOOO!
5:31 PM - Malum: OH GOD
5:31 PM - Malum: NO PLEASE
5:31 PM - Malum: NOT THE MUTANTS
5:31 PM - Malum: DON'T FEED MY KIDS TO THE MUTANTS
5:31 PM - Malum: NO, DON'T SHOOT ME, PLEAAaghh-gargle-

[1:37:50 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: does anybody on AZ live in Las Vegas?
[2:58:11 PM] George: hi
[3:12:59 PM] George: well
[3:15:56 PM] The Aggro Crag: i know at least one person does
[3:15:58 PM] The Aggro Crag: badfish i think
[3:16:14 PM | Edited 3:16:18 PM] George: i imagine he doesn't live where like all the casinos and stuff are
[3:16:19 PM] George: or maybe he does
[3:16:23 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: ah
[3:16:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: all of las vegas is that
[3:16:35 PM] George: nooo, it can't be that big dark!
[3:16:41 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: cuz Chaossebba is looking for somewhere to sleep because he can't check in the hotel
[3:16:46 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: because he isn't 21 snrk
[3:16:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: you'd be suprised
[3:16:51 PM] George: like with new vegas (thats a state right as well as a city)
[3:16:57 PM] The Aggro Crag: no
[3:17:06 PM] The Aggro Crag: las vegas is just a city in the middle of the desert in nevada
[3:17:13 PM] George: i knew a person who said they lived in vegas and i immediately pictured the big city and shops and they were like "theres other places than that"
[3:17:15 PM] George: it's in a desert?
[3:17:23 PM] George: but doesn't it snow there sometimes? and it's not that hot
[3:17:29 PM] George: or dry
[3:17:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: no
[3:17:46 PM] Hot, b ambitious: it is hot and dry as hell
[3:17:53 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales its the mojave desert
[3:17:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: rain evaporates before it even hits the ground
[3:18:06 PM] George: i know the mojave desert from fallout
[3:18:19 PM] George: which my character is so cool in now, she 1 ohko's robots with her fists
[3:18:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: fallout probably isn't the best replacement to a map
[3:18:27 PM] George: when i see new york it doesn't look hot
[3:18:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats like
[3:18:28 PM] The Aggro Crag: real
[3:18:52 PM] The Aggro Crag: thats beause new york is several hundred miles north and a couple thousand ( alteast) east
[3:19:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: and not in the middle of the desert
[3:19:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: in fact it is bordered by the atlantic
[3:19:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales one day i must teach you geography and climate
[3:19:27 PM | Edited 3:19:31 PM] George: exactly
[3:19:39 PM] George: lol i never chose geoggers for gcse
[3:19:41 PM] George: i chose history
[3:19:42 PM] Hot, b ambitious: everywhere I have been in america was too hot
[3:19:49 PM] George: where did you go in america?
[3:19:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: okay tales image this
[3:19:52 PM] George: i'd kinda like to go to america
[3:19:56 PM] George: there's so many places i want to go
[3:20:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: middle east is a desert
[3:20:05 PM] The Aggro Crag: but england isn't
[3:20:07 PM] The Aggro Crag: same dealio
[3:20:08 PM] George: yeeees
[3:20:11 PM] George: ...how so
[3:20:21 PM] The Aggro Crag: nevada is far closer to the equator than new york
[3:20:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: and vegas (the mojave) is landlocked
[3:20:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: new york is suroounded by water almost
[3:20:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: PUT 2 AND 2 TOGETHER
[3:20:57 PM] George: oh yeah statue of liberty and stuff
[3:20:59 PM] George: and um ellis island
[3:20:59 PM | Edited 3:21:05 PM] Hot, b ambitious: rand rocked
[3:21:12 PM | Edited 3:21:18 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales you are terrible at geopgraphy
[3:21:15 PM] Hot, b ambitious: [3:21 PM] George:

<<< oh yeah statue of liberty and stuff
and um ellis islanddey both boring
[3:21:22 PM] George: ahaha at first i thought you meant the land rocked
[3:21:32 PM] George: also dark you may as well give up, i can't comprehend australia existing
[3:21:34 PM] George: so like
[3:21:35 PM] George: yeah
[3:21:45 PM] The Aggro Crag: well thats okay
[3:21:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: because it doesn't
[3:21:51 PM] George: although i understood it more as i travelled through europe and i went on journey through the countries
[3:21:55 PM] George: with an open mind
[3:22:21 PM] George: don't try and trick me
[3:22:23 PM] The Aggro Crag: so, seeing your previous comment
[3:22:25 PM] The Aggro Crag: with gsce's
[3:22:29 PM] George: i know it exists and that they don't live upside down
[3:22:33 PM] The Aggro Crag: you can just...forgo any subject in school
[3:22:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: and never learn about it?
[3:22:39 PM] George: lol no don't be absurd!!!!
[3:22:50 PM] Hot, b ambitious: !!!!!
[3:22:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: then how do you not know basic stuff like how a desert works
[3:22:59 PM] George: because my school is quite a posh school and also religious out of the like 12 subjects we study we can drop about 2
[3:23:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: or where fucking new york is compared to southern nevada
[3:23:04 PM] Hot, b ambitious: everyone has 3 years of geography
[3:23:08 PM] George: so i chose extra science (fun) and history
[3:23:13 PM] George: gave up geography, art, music
[3:23:15 PM] The Aggro Crag: APPARENTLY ITS NOT ENOUGH, princess brothel
[3:23:17 PM] The Aggro Crag: AMIRIGHT
[3:23:20 PM] George: because i'm not artisitc of musical
[3:23:26 PM] George: i know about deserts
[3:23:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: and fuck maps right
[3:23:30 PM] George: just REAL deserts!
[3:23:32 PM] George: not new york
[3:23:39 PM] The Aggro Crag: tales you asked me if it snowed in nevada
[3:23:39 PM] The Aggro Crag: in nevada
[3:23:42 PM] George: and erosion and stuff
[3:23:45 PM] George: i never!
[3:23:47 PM] Hot, b ambitious: george please stop talking to people about our culture and various systems
[3:23:48 PM] The Aggro Crag: A STATE THAT IS bodaciously AN ENTIRE DESERT
[3:23:49 PM] George: it snows in new york!
[3:23:50 PM] George: i know it
[3:23:51 PM] Hot, b ambitious: you don't make it sound good
[3:23:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: NEVADA IS LIKE
[3:23:59 PM] George: i am from a proud and indigenous culture
[3:24:03 PM] The Aggro Crag: RIGHT NEXT TO DEATH VALLEY
[3:24:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: ONE OF THE HOTTEST AND DRYEST DESERTS IN THE WORLD
[3:24:09 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): this is like watching a train wreck
[3:24:12 PM] The Aggro Crag: AND ASKED
[3:24:13 PM] George: what do the original americans say i cannot remember
[3:24:14 PM] The Aggro Crag: IF IT SNOWED
[3:24:22 PM] The Aggro Crag: "fuck your tea"
[3:24:22 PM] George: it snows in new york do not lie to meee!
[3:24:26 PM] The Aggro Crag: yes
[3:24:27 PM] The Aggro Crag: in new york
[3:24:32 PM] George: otherwise why are there snowglobes of like the statue of liberty
[3:24:32 PM] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: well to be fair it snowed in Santa Destroy once
[3:24:33 PM] The Aggro Crag: in an entirely DIFFERENT climate zone
[3:24:41 PM] Escargotage ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ ★: once
[3:24:41 PM] George: exactly my point proven
[3:24:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: what
[3:24:48 PM] Hot, b ambitious: [3:24 PM] George:

<<< otherwise why are there snowglobes of like the statue of libertyflawless reasoning
[3:24:51 PM] George: yes
[3:25:01 PM] The Aggro Crag: there are snowglobes of hawaii
[3:25:03 PM] George: i think 90 percent of people on az think i am borderline stupid
[3:25:10 PM] The Aggro Crag: well
[3:25:11 PM] George: one day i wanna do something syobon level of cleverness and shock them all
[3:25:13 PM] The Aggro Crag: i mean
[3:25:26 PM] George: maybe i'll post a pic of my gcse results lol but they wouldn't understand anyway
[3:25:32 PM] The Aggro Crag: okay tales
[3:25:34 PM] The Aggro Crag: this is my problem
[3:25:36 PM] The Aggro Crag: [3:17 PM] George:

<<< i knew a person who said they lived in vegas and i immediately pictured the big city and shops and they were like "theres other places than that"
it's in a desert?
but doesn't it snow there sometimes? and it's not that hot
[3:25:38 PM] The Aggro Crag: you said this
[3:25:47 PM] The Aggro Crag: you asked if it sometimes snows in vegas
[3:25:51 PM] The Aggro Crag: and if its really that hot
[3:26:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: vegas is a city bodaciously in the middle of a desert
[3:26:09 PM] The Aggro Crag: that needs to pump water from a lake so it doesn't die out entirely
[3:26:19 PM] The Aggro Crag: not snowing in the new yorks
[3:26:25 PM] Hot, b ambitious: good job choosin settlements amurka
[3:26:29 PM] George: yeah ok i know thar!
[3:26:35 PM] George: lets just do a different topic
[3:26:44 PM] The Aggro Crag: we couldn't make up our mind
[3:26:50 PM | Edited 3:26:54 PM] The Aggro Crag: so we just took the literal grab bag
[3:26:54 PM] George: ever been to the UK dark?
[3:26:59 PM] The Aggro Crag: no
[3:27:02 PM] George: peterwilson has changed
[3:27:08 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): westward expansion lead to settlements every fuckin where
[3:27:22 PM] George: are there any places in the UK you would like to go?
[3:27:40 PM] The Aggro Crag: london of course
[3:27:41 PM] The Aggro Crag: ireland
[3:27:46 PM] George: of course
[3:27:49 PM] George: london is cool
[3:27:50 PM] George: big though
[3:27:50 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): but not northern ireland
[3:27:52 PM] George: big everything
[3:28:00 PM] The Aggro Crag: oh
[3:28:02 PM] The Aggro Crag: you wanna go big
[3:28:02 PM] George: hey i might be going to n.ireland next year, seeing the giants causeway and all that
[3:28:07 PM] The Aggro Crag: i don't think you wanna go there
[3:28:12 PM] The Aggro Crag: you'd have to fight texas
[3:28:14 PM] George: well i know new york has like big skyscrapers
[3:28:16 PM] George: and big people too
[3:28:22 PM | Edited 3:28:26 PM] George: but london has big office blocks and stuff etc
[3:28:25 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): people in america are GIANTS
[3:28:35 PM] The Aggro Crag: i am bodaciously 8 feet tall
[3:28:40 PM] George: no you're not!
[3:28:44 PM] George: otherwise you'd
[3:28:52 PM] George: not be able to work a computer

also
[8:46:08 PM] Cori: cataplexy does not mean 'loose muscles'
[8:46:15 PM] Cori: you're thinking of catalypsy
[8:46:25 PM] Celestial Night Beauty Shoolis (⊙ﮮ⊙✿): what a catastrophe
[8:46:28 PM] Cori: no

Nefarious Bear 2.0 [IDLE]: I find it hilarious at the aspect I may have bigger tiddies than you

[00:33:04] Tatzel Bogard: hello I am magical girl Tatzel
[00:33:11] Le Great Handsome Oppressor: I'm a penis

Nefarious Bear: I WILL PULL THEM OUT INTO THE LIGHT
Nefarious Bear: FOR JUDGEMENT
Nefarious Bear: NO MORE SHY NIPPLES

Okay EVERYONE there needs to learn what deserts actually are because you're all getting it wrong.

It can and has snowed/rained in the Mojave. I know because I live in it. Vegas is no exception to precipitation either, it's just rarer. It does not evaporate before it hits the ground when it's a proper cloud formation, if anything it lowers the temperature and makes things humid.

11:15 PM - The Willow Witch: YOU TAKE THAT DILDO UP THE booty