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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 8:34 am 
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maybe its misandry coz those things make your lady bits smell rank

and everyone knows that's all women are good for

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 Post subject: people please
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Why can't I coat myself in Axe instead of take a shower? MISANDRY.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Tue Jun 25, 2013 12:57 pm 
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Use deodorant on you junk and booty, and spray yourself down in at least half a can of Axe body spray.
Who needs showers.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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people are legit trying to defend this

I didn't know the "it's okay I have a ____ friend" counted your children too!


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 Post subject: thank god i don't buy release day stuff
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Whoops kind of big.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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Your signature goes incredibly well with that.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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 Post subject: fuck yeah math
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(Rachael + Alia)/2 = Katharine

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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Katie, go slap your dad.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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After that first sentence, I was kinda expecting something along the lines of "no, the UTERUS BEARER'S body was designed to give birth".

Then again, nature doesn't design anything.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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I don't see why someone would take offence at someone saying "A woman's body was designed to give birth." - that's not the same as saying "women are only any good for bearing children."

Incisors are teeth designed for cutting soft material, canine teeth are designed for tearing meat, molar teeth are designed for grinding vegetables; Using this information in regard to human teeth (and taking into account the optimisation/bias of the human digestive system) we can determine that human beings are optimised towards being omnivores - eating both meat and vegetables. Vegetarians/vegans might be upset by that (though I have no idea why), but it's scientifically sound reasoning.

Actually our lower intestines aren't really optimised towards dealing with vegetables at all - as indicated by the appendix's reduction/near-zero functionality. Vegetables serve little more than fibre or 'packing' because our intestines have such a hard time breaking them down.

Just because the anus can accommodate a penis, it doesn't mean it was designed to do so - there's not a scientific basis for that argument because the lower large intestine was not designed to receive sperm, generate ova and gestate a foetus.

An equally nonsensical argument would be that because a guy can achieve sexual climax via oral sex (the mouth), you could say that the human mouth was designed for that purpose - any of you guys care to use that argument on your partners?

I dare you to try it.


Disclaimer: In all instances of the word 'design' being used in this post I of course refer to the process of evolution/natural selection imposed upon organisms by the natural environment; I use the word 'design' because it's a less long-winded way of referring to those conditions.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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it's actually men who were designed to give birth, evidenced by their penises.


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