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Exeres
 Post subject: could it be more perfect
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:57 pm 
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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 10:16 pm 
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Haha, I'm just messing with you man. I know it's all about the tiny skirt.


Funny story, for YEARS I thought she was just wearing biker shorts or something. It didn't register as a skirt to me.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:10 pm 
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I'm laughing too hard at all these jokes you guys. No way, is that really her name? (I heard it started with a k or something, but that was from Yahoo news..)

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Because everyone on Tumblr tells the truth.

not safe for anything

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 2:10 am 
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"Happy Valentine's Day! Let me show you my affection by handing you a bouquet of amputated plant genitals!"

Fruits are plant ovaries btw.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 3:50 am 
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What better way to show you want to have sex than by a tasteful bundle of plant dicks in a plant ovary basket

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Syobon
 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sat Jun 22, 2013 4:21 am 
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Malum wrote:
all of those have to be fake, i refuse to believe otherwise.
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that second one
how the fuck could anyone stand to be on that page for longer than 2 seconds

I know for a fact that the first two are real. The third one is more dubious, but I've seen talk about this before and I'm pretty sure it's true that someone donated 10k$ at someone for being bad at videogames.
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 7:54 pm 
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WAY TO KILL THE PARTY, LISA.
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:13 pm 
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No, it's Defense and Sp. Defense is lower but it's Speed, Attack, and Sp. Attack is greater.

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Rinoko
 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Sun Jun 23, 2013 10:37 pm 
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Only in Gen V(?).

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:25 am 
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Exeres
 Post subject: it's called the search bar
PostPosted: Mon Jun 24, 2013 1:36 am 
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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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