IM Quote Thread.

FMAWolf · **Posted:** Sat Mar 10, 2012 1:15 am

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FMA: I AM COVERED IN CAKE, FROSTING, AND STRAWBERRY JAM
Reck: LET ME LICK YOU
FMA: Wat

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Reck: YOU CAN TELL ME HOW YOU FOUGHT ZOMBIE CUSTOMERS
Reck: WITH THE PRODUCTS
FMA: HAHAHAAH
FMA: RIDING THROUGH THE STORE ON A RIDE ON MOWER.
FMA: WIELDING A RAKE IN ONE HAND AND A HACKSAW IN THE OTHER
FMA: SCREAMING MY BATTLECRY: 'WELCOME TO HOME DEPOT, HOW MAY I HELP YOOOOUUUUU!!!'

Alex · **Posted:** Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:32 pm

Civics Teacher wrote:

"Hey guys, I'm going AFQ. AF...Q... oh. AFK. Away from Keyboard. It's from Big Bang Theory."

lyra/dicks · **Posted:** Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:13 pm

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[6:12:24 PM] George: if someone farted on me i would be so upset
[6:12:30 PM] George: like a fart stain on my trousers
[6:12:34 PM] George: and forever it'd be darker

Trennicus · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:26 am

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[12-03-10 9:21:30 PM] Yellers: wow you're apart of an orchestra
[12-03-10 9:21:33 PM] Trenny: Well
[12-03-10 9:21:53 PM] Yellers: you're a member shut up

hotb · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:02 pm

Darkin · **Posted:** Sun Mar 11, 2012 6:12 pm

5:10 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: AMERICA: THE FANFICTION
5:11 PM - (H-C) Malum: Huh
5:11 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: Once upon a time, George Washington was born. He came from America
5:12 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: 's womb covered in an Amerikan flag. He saw this flag and uttered the word...
5:12 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: "Amerika"
5:13 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: A bald eagle came through the window, and picked him up. The bald eagle was to raise George Washington as his own. BUT THAT WAS TOO COMMUNIST SO WASHINGTON PUNCHED THAT daisies COMMIE IN THE FACE!!
5:14 PM - (H-C) Malum: Stop please
5:14 PM - (H-C) Malum: this is
5:14 PM - (H-C) Malum: painful
5:15 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: He then fell, aging years in his decent. He saw the King of England and chopped down a cherry tree to prove his truthfulness. He used that tree to forge Amerika. Flexing his fantastic muscles, he made that wood into paper, and made the Declaration of Independance and wrapping it about his fists. He then punched the king of England in the FACE and shouted
5:15 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: AMERIKAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
5:16 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: At the top of lungs. He then became so manly, he summoned a flyingpickup truck drove by two NON-COMMIE bald eagles, and flew to America
5:17 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: The indians saw him coming and fell upon their spears in fear of him. Pickups spewed forth from the ground, and the people inside of them pledged allegiance to George Washington, the flag, and...
5:17 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: AMERIKA
5:17 PM - (H-C) The Sandvich Bringer: Was born.

Lolita · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 2:59 pm

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[3:55:00 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i speak like a
[3:55:02 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: person from indiana
[3:55:07 PM] Dancing Ocean Queen Lolita: i have next to no accent
[3:55:09 PM] George: ...i dont know the indian accent

Shoolis · **Posted:** Mon Mar 12, 2012 6:05 pm

Tales · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 1:57 pm

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[18:55:08] Hot, b ambitious: take this seriously
[18:55:12] Hot, b ambitious: Hot, b ambitious takes out dick

princess brothel stop cybering

hotb · **Posted:** Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:02 pm

wop your wad

wop your wad

wop your wad on the counter

somepartsareme · **Posted:** Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:00 pm

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4:58 PM - somepartsareme: woah alice is the second most popular
4:59 PM - somepartsareme: i am going to say this as though it means something to you and you are going to like it

Yeili · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 4:27 am

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[2:06:51 AM] Squigzog: Alright you two have fun not sleeping
[2:06:58 AM] Squigzog: While I do just that
[2:07:05 AM] Squigzog: PEACE BITCHES

[2:13:36 AM] The Big Cheese: it was just like now
[2:13:43 AM] The Big Cheese: a contest to who could last longer
[2:13:46 AM] The Big Cheese: you fell asleep
[2:13:46 AM] Yellers: i have not conked out
[2:13:53 AM] Yellers: and i will not conk out until i finish this

[2:15:08 AM] The Big Cheese: hey yreili guess what
[2:15:17 AM] Yellers: what
*dark goes offline*
[2:15:20 AM] Yellers: are you going to bed
[2:15:22 AM] Yellers: quitter
[2:15:51 AM] Yellers: oh lol he really did go to bed
[2:16:17 AM] Yellers: i half-expect him to go invisible and wait for me to go to bed
[2:16:30 AM] Yellers: and then pop on right after, screaming HAH I GOT YOU or something
[2:16:44 AM] The Big Cheese: you have out weaseled me
[2:16:56 AM] Yellers: did you know how predictabo you are
[2:16:57 AM] The Big Cheese: that is bodaciously
[2:17:01 AM] The Big Cheese: what i was going to do
[2:17:08 AM] The Big Cheese: yeili that is because we are sisters

Shoolis · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:55 pm

She didn't guess, she just checked the cameras she placed around your house to make sure.

Not Malum · **Posted:** Sat Mar 17, 2012 1:22 pm

Yeili are you Sherlock Holmes?

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

I left my skype logged in at Mina's house, and this happened when I got home.

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[11:17:09 PM] I am a big stupid jerk: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
[11:17:15 PM] I am a big stupid jerk: NO I'M NOT

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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