AWKWARD ZOMBIE

People that repetitively make fun of me.
Then kick me in the shins 4 times (really fucking hard)
THEN make me apologize for doing absolutely nothing to them.

My friends.
I can't talk to any of them without getting violently annoyed.

This is from a few pages ago but I want to respond to it anyways because I'm sure people know it's my biggest omgraeg thing on the forums.

People who complaing about little things like being told off about their ridiculously huge and "why won't the page load already oh it's because of that giant fucking gif" signature. If you can't realize people don't want to wait for the page to load just for your signature, or to have to scroll past the thing every time, don't even try to sound cute. Douche.

When some stupid thing pauses or stops what you're doing.
God damnit mom, can't you say something like a person so that you don't wake me up from my interesting dream?
Also, when you're trying to set someone up to say something for a joke, and even if you make a great set up, they don't say what you want them to, as if they're going out of their way not to say it. This doesn't count if someone actually is going out of their way not to say it, because that's actually funny.

If the page is taking an enourmous time to load, I usually hit the "Stop (Esc)" button and it pops up all the text and some of the pictures, but then again, I have to right click + "Show picture" to see any picture anyway.

Well, it's still pretty rude to just assume everyone

a) Knows how to do that
b) Doesn't mind doing that every time they load a page you're posting in
c) Has a computer fast enough to display the gif.

You may laugh at c) but I occasionally browse the internet on an ancient desktop, and let me tell you, if the gif is large enough, it WILL slow down the entire browser to a crawl.

So, what's so funny about having slow internet connection or a computer in general that makes you think people will laugh at it?

I changed my sig yesterday. Please stop making me sound like a dick now.

Actually, I think I am one of the things that piss SBKT, Myk and others off. That makes me glad.
Anyway, what pisses me off... it's actually people who can't have a decent TALK without an argument. The purpose of a discussion is to oppose two ideas, and explain why you have it. You don't HAVE to kick your "opponent" in the face so you win !

Yeah, a bit of gender confusion there.

I can't get enough of this troll

Doctor doctor doctor...

You throwing in random, unrelated, incoherent babble is NOT 'decent talk'.

I wasn't talking about anyone on this forum, sugar... :3
When I said it, I was speaking of people OUTSIDE the forum, you know. If you felt I was speaking about you, it is a problem between you and your conscience, you know.

John Craft's current posting on this forum is reminding me of my early days.