AWKWARD ZOMBIE

That Mario Kart haiku sums up how I feel while playing that game perfectly.

I can't even

you know sometimes i just want to play games without knowing these things

I found Cookie while playing hide and seek today and I instantly thought of that

You know...I find it more alarming that such an event actually happened in a video game...

I can only assume that the person that posted that was very young at the time considering it was his /first crush/.

I find it more hilarious that the game actually enabled that to even happen. "Oh by the way here's an incriminating letter your friend wrote! Enjoy."

Just hand that shit over to Telltale Games, they'll make a great comedy point and click out of anything.

Animals store letters that they receive and show them off to people on occasion. If you don't send them letters, they get weird default letters like "watch your back, because one day a horse might follow you into the alley..." that they'll show you.

However, if they ever go to someone else's game, they'll show off any letter you sent them, so if you take letters seriously in the game world, people will think you're weird.

If you guys see any of the letters I send to my animals, well... I don't think you can survive the puns.

"Telltale games: we made the GOOD Back to the Future game!"

The bar wasnt exactly set high, but yes

goddammit now my face hurts from laughing too hard