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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 8:59 pm 
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Its just... how do they FUNCTION?!

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:40 pm 
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I call upon the terrible Demon of the Abyss to do my biding: Mom I summon thee.


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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 9:57 pm 
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Me: "Hey Mom, if I promise to do the dishes and mow the lawn for the next 3 months, will you get me the new xbox one?"
Mom: "You live 8 hours away and are old enoughh to drink. Why don't you buy it yourself?"
Dad (evesdropping from the background): "Tell him he should be studying anyway!"

There's a major flaw in your plan there brotato...

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 Post subject: i think i've made an official stand
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Me: "Hey Mom, if I clean the trash out of the house and do laundry for the next year, will you please NOT buy me the new Xbox?"

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:15 am 
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Ahaha I'm surprised they even responded

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:09 pm 
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did someone decide to make tails gets trolled into a text thing or what who wrote this?

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 Post subject: do i even want to know
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:10 pm 
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How do you high shovel someone? Is that a euphemism for something?

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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Oh thank god I'm not the only one.
I didn't want to have to google or ask it for fear of being put on some sort of watch list.


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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 1:27 pm 
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OH MY GOD I GOOGLED IT

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IT IS EXACTLY WHAT I EXPECTED

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 Post subject: i give up sonic fandom i just
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Why.

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 Post subject: Re: Text Screencaps Thread 2.0
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Wait, what the fuck is an Obamaphone...


Unemployed people got very basic cell phones in order to facilitate job searches.

"OBAMAPHONE SOCIALISM KENYAN MUSLIM"

Of course it's a program that was started under reagan.

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