AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i technically close the door, but not all the way because my cat likes to come in while im on the toilet and if i dont leave it so he can push the door open he has a fit...

i spoil my cat

"mommys butt is making strange noises i better investigate"

he likes to nuzzle my knees and then go sit in the bathtub and stare at me

Our other cat used to spend time in the shower room, even when someone was taking a shower
He'd just sit there at the other end of the room and play with the water

potty train him so he can poop with you with his tiny kitty toilet and his tiny kitty newspaper and or meowers digest

it'll be like bonding

Why do toenails stink? Is it because we wear closed-toe shoes so much?

I'm pretty sure it's because they're full of bacteria.

a combination of sweat, dead skin, random shit, and bacteria. The bacteria get their nutrients from the other things and produce smelly wastes, much like they do in your armpits and other parts of your body. However, unlike other parts of your body, cleaning under the toenails isn't something people do vigorously/often, from a lack of caring, realization (not like we can sniff our toes like we can our pits or fingernails), and other things.

So when you clip your nails or clean out the toe-jam, it smells because of all of the bacteria shit you neglected to clean up.

Now don't you feel terrible? And unclean.

Cool.

Also, nope. I think that micro organisms are very interesting.

Especially when they inhabit your entire body.

the next morning after the party i threw up eww. luckily i managed to get all of it down the toilet but still i sharn't be drinking that much so soon

I hope it's just coincidence that it smells like cheese popcorn then

neocitran tastes like Lemongrab dick

yuck

I have a super painful pimple right near the top of my pelvis region and it is awfully annoying.

My entire body is pain I just sorta wanna go into a hole and die right now.