Ah, right, I forgot, it's the next day, eat you 1/3 ration and such. Yes Krom, you are no longer fatigued and you regain your spell slots, as do the others. Anyway, even if you don't participate, tell me if you are contributing your gold to the others' bidding, and count up how much total. Ones you say you are interested in are highlighted.
"The first item up for grabs are these gen-u-ine gold sniffin' gophers. That's right, it could be underground or invisible or beyond the mortal realm, these babies will find them guar-an-teed. Bidding begins at 60 gold!" Already, someone in the crowd jumps to the bid. "Our next item is this magical hover bike! That's right, never crash because of a bumpy road again, it floats! Pedaling still required. 100 gold!" Someone raises their sign to bid. "Next up, the mystery box. What's inside? You'll only find out by buying it. 20 gold." The gold sniffing gopher guy also bids on this. "Next, latest in orcish arson technology, this wrist mounted sprayer. Just supply the alchemist fire or what have you and go to town. No more of that inefficient throwing. 50 gold." All the guards raise their hands at once. "Good thinking guards, wouldn't want this getting in the wrong hands." "This wagon, though no longer in use, is still as good as the day she was built. Room for 12 prisoners, 4 front seats for aspiring sheriffs and deputies, and a light on top. It even has a button to make your mules make a siren sound! 50 gold!" "This sword has been passed down for generations in my family, and I am hesitant to part with such a beauty. I bid 800 gold!" "This is just a ring of invisibility as far as I can tell. Eh, 400 gold." The guards, again, raise their hands in unison. "This egg has the ability to retrieve any memory, lost by any means, or remove any fake memories you may have formed. And it's a beautiful centerpiece. This is real cubic zirconia on the sides, you know. 1000 gold." "A bubble pipe, said to be the sister to another fancy item. It has no magic by itself but it blows bubbles! 1 gold!" Multiple people raise their bidding sign. The mystery item will be revealed after bidding on these.
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