AWKWARD ZOMBIE

All the lines from Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff are permanently stuck in my head.

All of them.

"Word to your mother. And give your father my kindest regards too."

"What the hell? You're not the giraffe from last night! Get outta here!"

"Yes, okay, okay. Okay. Okay. Dalek fleet. Minimum 12,000 battleships armed to the teeth- Aaahaaaa, but we've got surprise on our side! They'll never expect three people to attack 12,000 Dalek battleships! Because we would be KILLED instantly... So it would be a fairly short surprise. Forget surprise."

"It seems that punch knocked him out of his senses!"
"That's implying he had something in between his ears to begin with..."


The commentators on Blood Bowl are the best part of the game.

"What was that?"
"I need a proper look. Gotta draw its fire, give it a target."
"How?"
"You know how sometimes I have really brilliant ideas?"
"Yeah."
"Sorry. LOOK AT ME, I'M A TARGET!"

"Sort of part man, part robot. The organic part must have died out years ago and now the robot part must be looking for, well, fresh meat."
"What, us?"
"Yes. It's just like being an organ donor except you're alive and sort of screaming."

PASTAAAA~

"RAAHHHH! KREEEEAAAHHH! YEEAAAARRRRHHH!"
"Forget. The shooty. Dog. Thing."

Muttley you snickering floppy eared hound
when courage is needed youre never around
those medals you wear on your body and chest
should be there for bumbling at which you are best
SO STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THE PIGEON
STOP THAT PIGEON OWWWWW
Nab him grab him tab him grab him
STOP THAT PIGEON NOW

Where did YOU learn to fly?

"Uh, best not. These things get complicated very quickly and- Oh, look... A big mining thing. Oh I love a big mining thing. See? Way better than Rio. Rio doesn't have a big mining thing."
"We're not gonna go have a look, are we?"
"Let's go and have a look."

I've got this poem stuck in my head, but I can't really remember how it went exactly, or what it was from
Oh I won't get up no more
it would cost my life
for you have two long slashing swords
and I have but a knife

It's true that I have two swords
they cost me deep in the purse
but you shall have the better of them
and I shall have the worse

"Forgive me, but, being quite a bit wiser than most men, my mistakes tend to be correspondingly greater."

Most of the BEST philosophy i have ever heard has come from Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore.

YES!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES SI YES!

"Have you thought up some clever plan, Doctor?"
"Yes, Jamie, I believe I have."
"What are you going to do?"
"Bung a rock at it."