AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted. Everything else balloons in size.

I wish I had some honey nut cheerios.

Granted but you get them separate. You get a guy on the door which pulls down his pants then to put some honey on his balls, while sticking Cheerios to it.

Trygve never makes Wishes.


I wish Trygve would start wishing

Granted, but there is no way to corrupt them.

I wish this overdue Spanish project could finish itself.

Granted, but then the dog in the comic eats it.

I wish I could edit the posts I make right after I post 'em so I could wish.

Granted, but you can only post in this thread.

I wish I could pay my own way into college.

Granted, but your grades are far from good enough for any college to even consider you.

I wish I had some Vanilla Fudge.

Granted, but you get a white fudge packer.

I wish [ERROR: AUDIO CORRUPTED. UNABLE TO RETRIEVE DATA.]

Granted, You get a Blue Screen

I wish I can wish for something

Declined, but wait you did wish, but I said you could not... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

System resetting after thinking over paradox.

I wish it was more fun with paradoxes.

Granted but you can't be involved.

I wish the elves looked less queer.

Granted, but you spend all of that time thinking about how glorious it is to have more time.


I, personaly wish for someone to come along and give me a free Mount&Blade game, free of any flaws.

Granted, but Ame sits on it, breaking it.

I wish the Ame took back the queer dwarves things!

Granted, but it does not exist anymore and nothing alike does either and it will never be made.

I wish I had some kind of superpower.

Granted you are now aquaman

I wish... I wish disney sequals didn't suck