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I don't know if you're in my range, but I'd sure like to take you home to my domain.
I'll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.
I wish I were an integral, so I could be the space under your curves.
Can I explore your mean value?
Since distance equals velocity x time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
What's your favorite linear transformation?
I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity.
Let's take each other to the limit to see if we converge.
Let me integrate our curves so that I can increase our volume.
You and I add up better than a Riemann sum.
I hope you know set theory because I want to intersect and union you.
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
I wish I was your problem set, because then I'd be really hard, and you'd be doing me on the desk.
I'm not being obtuse, but you're acute girl.
You fascinate me more than the fundamental theorem of calculus.
int[2x,x,10,13]? (Wanna integrate 2x from 10 to 13?)
How can I know so many hundreds of digits of Pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
Hey baby, what's your sine?
I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
I don’t like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
Honey, you're sweeter than pi.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate. Do you need math help?
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Euclid said that two parallel planes don’t touch. Let’s go back to my room and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
Why don’t you be the numerator and I be the denominator and both of us reduce to simplest form?
Can I plug my solution into your equation?
Huygens’ favorite curves were cycloids, but my favorite curves are yours
Much of our shared knowledge was discovered in the East before being brought to the Western world: the number zero, Arabic numerals, the quadratic formula, the Kama Sutra.
The volume of a generalized cylinder has been known for thousands of years, but you won’t know the volume of mine until tonight.
Archimedes cried out “eureka” and ran around naked and filled with joy when he discovered that the volume of a solid can be determined by how much it displaces. Spend more time with me and you will do the same.
Shall I iterate using Newton’s method to find your 0?
You are one well-defined function!
Why don’t we use some Fourier analysis on our relationship and reduce to a series of simple periodic functions.
I would really like to bisect your angle.
Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational when I am around you.
In game theory I study situations in which both players can win. You want to be a part of one?
I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don’t believe me? Well, then, let’s try it with your phone number.
Are you a vector-valued function? Because I would really like to see how much you flux when I curl you.
My vector has a large magnitude, care to normalize it?
If you don’t want to go all the way, you can still partially derive me.
Baby, let me find your nth term.
Baby I’ll treat you like my homework — I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
Hey baby, can I see what’s under your radical?
If I were an integral, I’d fill you up.
It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.
What’s your sine? It must be pi/2 because you’re the 1.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
If I move my lips half the distance to yours… and then half again… and again… etc…. would they ever meet? no? Well in this specific case I am going to disprove
your assumption.
Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
Being without you is like being a metric space in which exists a Cauchy sequence that does not converge.
I = Ø when I am not with you.
My love for you is a monotonically increasing unbounded function.
You are the solution to my homogeneous system of linear equations.
Your beauty defies real and complex analysis.
If I were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
My love is like an exponential curve. it's unbounded
My love for you is like a fractal - it goes on forever.
My love for you is like the derivative of a concave up function because it is always increasing. We're going to assume this concave up function resembles x^2 so that slopes is actually increasing.
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