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Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I just saw a porn film with the best story ever. It was some 80's film set in ancient Rome and it could've been an actual film, judging by the amount of props and actors, except the camera randomly switched to some girl giving a blowjob, then back to Caesar, then back to blowjobs. It ended with some funky ritual thing. Seriously, it probably had like a hundred actors.

Oh and it was in German. Figures.

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

i want to wear my nightie tonight but it's cold and i haven't shaved my legs since summer

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I haven't shaved my leg-beard since birth.

Sol Reaper · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 3:52 pm

Mete wrote:

I haven't shaved my leg-beard since birth.

As well

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:36 pm

While I don't like to shave my legs, but my mom likes it when I do. However, I'm now at college so I'm a hairy beast and winter is a-coming.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:33 pm

I really should shave my legs. Shaving around the knee is so annoying though...

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:36 pm

Indeed. Cuts, cuts everywhere.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:37 pm

Who shaves?
If I have unwanted hair I do the manly thing and just cover my legs in gasoline and set them on fire.

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:38 pm

If you're a man, you should be hairy anyway. However, I fully understand if you are somehow unable to grow hair.

YCobb · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 10:39 pm

I'm really hairy

my dad isn't at all

I inherited my hairy man genes from my mother

Omnithea · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2012 12:52 am

That's typical actually. Means I will go grey headed instead of bald. I can live with that. What are the chances I'll get blessed with a symmetrical head like Patrick Stewart in later life? I could rock the Reed Richards gray streaks.

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2012 11:53 am

I'm actully geting sicker.

UUUGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHhhh aw

Rullett · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2012 2:27 pm

First week of university. One of my housemates likes to go to the toilet with the door open but she closes it a little bit when she poos because she's embarassed about the smell. And another threw up in his bedroom sink last night and I suspect he hasn't cleaned it up yet.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone, I don't understand how some people can leave it wide open like that

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sat Sep 22, 2012 3:04 pm

My step sister did that a lot. Why I don't know.
She just leaves the door wide open when using the toilet, it's disgusting.
She's got her own bathroom now though so it's fine but still.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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