AWKWARD ZOMBIE

> F,D,DF,LK: Perform a quick Flame Scythe to try and scatter the shadows because that just ain't natural.

[Quick Note: If you need a refresher on his moves, I can put their descriptions at the bottom of the post I use them in.]

>You drive your flaming heel into what must the the shadows' chin. A number of things bounce offf your boot with a satisfying thwup thwup thwup. Several clumps of burning something fall to the floor and the smell of singed hair fills the cavern. Then, suddenly, the darkness vanishes. You find yourself in a cavern large enough to stand in, illuminated by a flickering flame on the ceiling. A trio of scorched lumps the size of a sizable load of laundry lie on the floor. The tunnel continues on, leading to a source of light, while the room you're in has a large stalagmite in the middle and not much else.
What do you do?

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I have the page with your stats bookmarked, don't worry 'bout it man.

>Inspect each charred lump to make sure they're actually down, and then continue on through the tunnel towards the light.

>You inspect one of the lumps with a swift kick. It unfurls into a large bat with at least a five foot wingspan. Vaguely fricasseed it reminds you of a rather well done steak for some morbid reason. You kick it aside and continue into the cavern, the light growing with each step as the flame on the ceiling fades away. As you near the light takes a bluish hue, blinding you as you approach.You shield your eyes as you reach some sort of hole in the walls on the other side must be whatever the light source is.
What do you do?

>Put on a pair of sunglasses, then proceed with caution.

>You pull out a pair of asshole shades (or would you like something else?) from your back pocket and quickly shade your eyes from the light. With the utmost caution, you haul yourself through the hole. You drop several feet onto a dusty dirt floor in a cavern as wide as a house. The room is filled with a pale blue light shining from high above. The cavern's ceiling is covered in some sort of luminescent material, even with your shades it's too bright to look at directly.
As your gaze is affixed upward you hear a voice.

"I was wondering when someone would find me here."

What do you do?

>Whirl around to the source of the voice and stare daggers at them through my asshole shades, complete with look of disapproval.
>"The hell are you?"

>Get the fuck out of there as fast as humanly possible

Bro.
Blitz, bro, don't make me axehandle you.

I... I can't breathe.

"You can't get away from Batman that easy!"

"Easily."

"Easily."

"Good grammar is essential, Robin."

"Thank you."

"You're welcome."

>You wheel around to find a man right behind you. A tattered red cloth wrapped around his eyes, you have barely enough time to notice his flowy baggy white pants when he roundhouse kicks you to the floor. You clamber to your feet only to find him gone. Once more you hear his voice behind you.

"Who I am does not concern you."

You check behind you, but find nothing.

"I'm here for answers and you're going to give them to me."

What do you do?

>Push a stray hair out of my face.
>"I don't have to tell you anything."
>Prepare to deflect his next strike. I've been trained with other aggressive types; I know how this is gonna go down.

Edit: Wait.. Wait just a second. Red band tied around his eyes.. white baggy pants..


Am I fighting Ryu or some form of said Street FIghter?