AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I didn't know you looked like Miley Cyrus.

"There's something here that doesn't make sense... Let's go and poke it with a stick."

"When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another."- Micheal Scott

"To right the countless wrongs of our day, we shine this light of true redemption, that this place may become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be..."

"Hi there, little boy! How would you like a faceful of explodey death?"

"Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy."

Andy: Oompa-Loompa Doompity-Dawesome, Dwight is now gone which is totally awesome. Why was he gone, he was such a nice guy? No, he was not. He was a total douche. Doompity-doomp.

Timmy: "I learned that just because it's old, doesn't mean it's lame or boring!"
Cosmo: "Just like Wanda!"
Wanda: "Awwwwww-HEY!"

"Ah, my boys. My poncho boys. If we're gonna die, let's die looking like a Peruvian folk band."

Oh, Amy. You really do have some of the best lines.

"YES! THIS IS IT! THIS IS WHAT I'VE BEEN PRAYN' FOR! I'M WEARY OF THIS GUILDED WORLD! ALL GLITTER, NO SOUL! SAVE ME FROM SORROW, CROWNLESS KING! THY SWORD, AND THY WRATH WILL DELIVER ME!" -Nathan Copeland

"Now this is bad. This is very, very bad. Just look at this X-Ray. Your brain is completely see-through!"

This is America, where a lying, cheating degenerate like myself can prosper.

I apologize if science is not your forte!

I bet Louis Pasteur didn't have to deal with this shit. Ignorant hillbillies!