AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hah.

HAHAHAHAHAH!

Man, I am so glad I don't go to school anymore!

WRONG

I like how sense you not make.

Me fail English? That unpossible.

I hate cheese.

It tastes nasty.

Well, most cheese. I have a disdain for any cheese that's not expensive. That means I hate Cheddar, Mozza, a lot of cheeses.

My tongue knows if you're lying. It can taste the fallacies.

Not in society where so much as farting in another person's direction is a crime. I could bet in the future, you would get thrown in jail if you have consented sex with your wife because somehow, sex would be completely against the law.

Or studying.

Because that's what everything is heading towards.

What sort of government system are we living under?

Finally found the other Calvin and Hobbes comic that had a thing that piss me off.



My mom sent me to a swimming class when I had 5 years, and I still don't know how I managed to survive that experience.

....... page get?

Broken links piss me off.

Apparently you're living under totalitarian Germany. Either that, or you're trying oh so hard to make clever political observations about the government of your country. Since you have an internet connection (that clearly doesn't filter out much, if you got here), I'd say your accusations are pretty baseless.

Spoony, choosing the Third Reich as your example isn't much better, really.

That reminds me, some German politicians are currently trying to censor the internet, allegedly to stop CP.
Via the provider's DNS servers and with secret lists of what's actually censored. So, one wrong link and the BKA (basically our FBI) is after you. Oh joy.
I could go on, but since the whole thing wouldn't even affect any of you, I'll stop here.

And I guess now the government will come over and burn my house down.

Jeez, when I make something obviously a joke, something so obvious even I can get it...

...It's still not funny.

Ugh, my mind suddenly thinking sexual thoughts can ruin some moments for me.
God damnit Koizumi, why must you be so sexy and have so much ho yay with Kyon?

Because Kyon wants it too.

Have fun with that mental image for a bit. You know it's true.

I could understand it being a joke until the last line you put in there, so you almost had it.