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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:41 pm 
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Wanna see my spaceship?

Hahaha, +1.

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BRILLIANT

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Bacon wrote:
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
You put your coffee in the freezer?

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If I take off my shirt will you have sex with me and keep me company for a few hours before leaving me alone in my pifitul life?

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Yeah I guess.

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Is this a Rorschach-inkblot test?

Because I think I see my dick in you.

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ashieyu wrote:
Bacon wrote:
I like my women like I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer.
You put your coffee in the freezer?
Every time I see your avatar, it makes me smile, it's so adorable. "*EYE LICK!*"

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Can't it be both?
It's always both.

Also, Anchorman quotes = <3

My apartment smells of rich... mahogany...


DBZA reference?

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Jaco6wolloce wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
SlackerJ wrote:
Can't it be both?
It's always both.

Also, Anchorman quotes = <3

My apartment smells of rich... mahogany...


DBZA reference?


What the hell is DBZA? It's an Anchorman quote.

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My love for you is like a knife.

It's durable, piercing, will never dull, and always full of luster.

Also, if you don't pay attention to it, it will fucking cut you.

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My love for you is like a truck.

Berserker.

Would you like some making fuck?

Berserker.

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Bacon wrote:
Jaco6wolloce wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
SlackerJ wrote:
Can't it be both?
It's always both.

Also, Anchorman quotes = <3

My apartment smells of rich... mahogany...


DBZA reference?


What the hell is DBZA? It's an Anchorman quote.

Dragonball z abridged,theres a character that ends all his setences with ....mahogany...

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"Grabbin' peelz!"

"For what?"

"Uh... nothing."

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Grrl, if you were a video game, you'd be Ocarina of FINE.
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