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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Sep 19, 2012 10:30 pm 
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ImageClearly there is only one solution.

That sounds distressingly erotic.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Looks like the Pepto is finally taking effect.

At exactly the wrong time.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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UGH I Just want to go to school and get my suplys and come right back!

stop vomiting body I know you dont feel well

plz stop its so hard to eattttt

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So,

i bought a vibrator over the weekend

then I got my period the same day

:colbert:

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don't really have a appetite at the moment which is unusual for me


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:24 pm 
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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Oh man why do I feel like I need to poo so much.

I think I got a case of the Willows.

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Fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

rude

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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
Oh I feel so gassy.
Ouch my stomach.

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Oh look, a rare Koffing.


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Location: Succulent pork between two toasty buns.
It goes.
Koffing.
Weezing.
Pooting.

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That feel when pimple in ear canal.

How even :psyduck:

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Why are women's bodies so leaky all the time

ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Speaking of leaks, eating fire sauce earlier today was a terrible idea.

Diarrhea 2: Squirt Harder.

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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.

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i can't motivate myself to take a shower today

i thought going shopping would do the trick but it hasn't..


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This morning I woke up with a gassy stomach and a lot of stomach aches.

'Twas not a fine morn.


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