AWKWARD ZOMBIE

There are better ways to combat "loneliness" than losing your virginity (which by the way is not the fucking birth of a new god or anything, especially when you do it with someone you don't give a shit about all for the sake of doing it)

It's just infantile and sorta dangerous too if you think about it more than 5 seconds

I at least hope you have condoms if you are hoping to get laid.

Otherwise you might wake up to find your dick in bad shape.

Condoms won't help if she's got teeth.

a) We've been chatting nonstop on skype for like 2-3 hours every day this week. I know it's not a lot, but it's a hell of a lot more than the countless people who get drunk at parties and have sex with someone who they dont even know the name of

b) When I said I didnt really find her attractive, that was based off of a single pic. We've done video chat now and she actually seems pretty cute.

c) Even if I wasn't physically attracted to her there is such a thing as liking someone for their personality. It's called "not being a completely shallow dick".

wow bro so superior

you tell that soulless vax for not wanting to have sex with people he doesn't find attractive

Word, you do realize you're acting like you made up your mind to try boning her before you got to know her, regardless of her personality. It doesn't seem like you're attracted to her for her personality, but rather because she has a wall socket that you might be able to plug into.

That's less "beauty is on the inside" and more "I'm gonna try sticking my dick in there, and if she turns out to be nice, alright".

Also, you've known this girl for all of a week and you're already considering letting her into your house/room. There are people who prey precisely on guys like you. Take it slower, you're letting your hormones get the best of you.

Yeah, I mean, hell. I trusted my ex with my information after over 2 months of dating and she turned all psycho stalker on me, trying to drop out of high school and move into my house so we could get married when I graduated a year later.

Shit was pretty freaky, and she was someone I knew and trusted.

Wordsmith don't have sex with someone you've bodaciously just met. Seriously, it's gonna end badly. Fuck, you don't even know if she wants to sleep with you. Chances are she'll think you're just in it for the sex (Which, honestly, it seems like you are.)

you know what, just forget it

lets just talk about something else

But for the record, its not just for sex. Even if sex was completely out of the realm of possibility of what could happen, I wouldnt care. I enjoy her company. I like her, I know she likes me.

End of story.

so anyway there's this guy and i really want to facebattle all over his face and it's not Great Handsome Oppressor surprise surprise

he's super cute ububububu

Well that took a turn for the extreme rather quickly...

if you think facebattling is extreme.......... wait until..................................................

so anyway my last "relationship" kind went under because we were both going too fast. tips on how to take things slower?

LOL no, I mean it went from "GRR YOU'RE A BAD PERSON FOR THIS!" to "OMG I just wanna hold his hand <3"

It's...uncanny.



hesitate...more?