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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:59 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 3:31 pm 
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>Your jets stop just as you reach the second smallest hole in the cliff. You reach out and grab on, dragging yourself inside the cramped cave. You have enough room to crouch through.
Will you continue into the cave?!

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:26 pm 
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>Did I come this far just to give up? Fuck no. I snap my fingers and produce a flame to light the way.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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You snap your fingers and a ball of fire bursts into life, cloaking your hand with flickering orange flames. You continue into the cave using the fire to light your way. You keep your head low, keeping clear of low hanging stalagmites. You come to a fork in the way, the one on the right seems to lead deeper into the island's underground network of caves, while the path on the left slopes upward. Where to now?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 5:00 pm 
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>Go to the right. Perhaps the underground network of tunnels will lead me closer to where I'm apparently supposed to go.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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You choose the path on the right and find the cave getting steadily wider and taller. You can hear the sloshing of water through the walls of the cave. The cave soon gets tall enough for you to stand in, and the sound of rushing water grows stronger. You see a light ahead of you, cobalt in hue. What do you do?

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 7:54 pm 
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Sol Reaper wrote:
>Go to the right.

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You choose the path on the left

DAFUQ DID I SAY

>Send my orbiting ball of magic fire to the ceiling so it can illuminate the cavern enough for me to see. Then go check out what that blue glowing shit is all about.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:35 pm 
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Good sir, I believe my choice was to go 'right'.

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YOU'RE GOING LEFT, FAGGOT!

Dungeons and Dragons in a nutshell.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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I am really sleepy for some raeson, I apologize for any inconvenience. I will attempt to rectify said mistakes in a bit, but for now i must nap.
Please, accdept this CvS Rufus as consolation.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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He has more Jiggle MechanicsTM than the women do.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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Good sir, I believe my choice was to go 'right'.

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YOU'RE GOING LEFT, FAGGOT!

Dungeons and Dragons in a nutshell.


Fuckin' lost. Sigging if at all humanly possible.

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 Post subject: Re: RP: The Awkward Warriors
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>Apparently some of the cave soil got in your eye because you did indeed choose the path on the right. You fling a ball of fire onto the ceiling to light your way. There's a burst of light as the fireball hits the roof of the cave, and a sudden commotion explodes around you. A roiling wave of shadowy black envelops you.
What do you do?

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