AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I got bullied a lot through Middle School, but after freshmen year, I got pushed too far one day and choked this one bully until he nearly passed out. No one has messed with me since. Just got to show them you're not a pushover and chances are, they'll stop.

When I first saw these, years ago, I died a lot inside.
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you:
Super Mario Brothers: A Tragedy
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5(1)
Part 5(2)

EDIT: Parts 3 and 4 dont have audio on youtube, so I linked to Newgrounds for those two.

And then the school expels you.

Seriously I've punched so many people and they don't stop, it's like they want to get hurt so they can get me suspended.

The kids at my school will usually give up if you feint a blow at them, although they'll laugh pretty hard about it first. Especially crotch shots. But I only have to do it when they keep trying to touch me. All the gossip goes on behind my back these days.

Stupid rumors that me and Katie are going out. I AM NOT A LESBIAN DAMMIT.

This is just turning into things that tick you off about school.

When the grade sixes think that somebody got owned they say "you just got Analed"

WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN.

Do you think they know what that really means?
We should either take this to the Minties thread or the School thread.

Answer: find the unluckiest and most picked on boy and kive him a facebattle so big that he and everyone watching will have a heart attack.

Oh nice a get of page.

Yeah they know what it means.

everything sexual known to man is known to my school, a grade 4 knows what 2 girls one cup is.

I didn't know it until she told my sister (same grade) who told me.
._.

also yes lets go to the minties thread so we don't have to rez the school thread

I can honestly say I haven't cried at a thing in this thread.

And to be honest, the thing that makes me the most sad is how I don't have to deal with these situations like a lot of you do. I mean, I guess I feel just a bit guilty that for me it's "hahaha nothing bad happens and I feel good about myself". I know I shouldn't, but I still do.

Stop feeling bad about not feeling bad

Awww, poor Unba.

I feel bad for you feeling bad about not feeling bad.

It's okay, I haven't shed a tear either.

I feel good for you feeling bad for him feeling bad about not feeling bad.

wut

When I remember that a number of people involved with my favorite movie are dead, that always gets me. And especially since two of them died in really sucky ways.