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Nachalnik
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Curse you tiny toilet!
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Lordy
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"Daleks, be warned; you have declared war upon the Cybermen."

"This is not war. This is pest control!"

"We have five million Cybermen. How many are you?
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"Four."
"You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks?!"
"We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! You are superior in only one respect.
"What is that?"

"You are better at dying!"

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That'll do, snake. That'll do.
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[Citation Needed]
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"If you die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality."
"What happens if you die in reality?"
"You die, Stupid. That's why it's called reality."

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Dragoon
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[Citation Needed] wrote:
"If you die in the dream, you wake up in reality. Ask me what happens if you die in reality."
"What happens if you die in reality?"
"You die, Stupid. That's why it's called reality."

Actually there are cases of people dieing because they died in a dream.

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[Citation Needed]
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How the fuck would the people alive know that?

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Dragoon
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That's a pretty good point.

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How the fuck would the people alive know that?

An excellent question.
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Terrifying nightmares can trigger heart attacks. That's about as close as it gets.

In other news...

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Exeres wrote:
Terrifying nightmares can trigger heart attacks. That's about as close as it gets.

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Rape is hilarious. :colbert:


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Val, you're my new best friend.

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That's what they all say before they stab me in the back and I end up ripping their heads off and putting them on spears.
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...Never mind, then.

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Valbrandur
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Yeah, you better walk away!

Cause I'll go fucking beast on your booty!

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Valbrandur wrote:
Exeres wrote:
Terrifying nightmares can trigger heart attacks. That's about as close as it gets.

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Rape is hilarious. :colbert:

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