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PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 7:46 am 
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Did somebody say

Orange clock?


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I need to watch A Clockwork Orange with captions

and a Nadsat -> English dictionary

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Clockwork grapefuit?


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I wanted to make a clockwork key lime

but I guess such a thing does not exist

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YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

FINALLY A CALL BACK ABOUT A JOB

IT'S AT A FAST FOOD PLACE BUT I DON'T CAAAAAAAARE

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This more or less makes me laugh which makes me pop flyin'. the guy's reaction is just priceless! :lol:
My dog makes me pop flyin'. I love him to death.
My Deff dread makes me pop flyin' too. My dog more so.

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This makes me pop flyin'


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Very, very pop flyin'.














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I went from having no job prospects and living in grandparent's basement to having a job and an appointment to look at a cheap, affordable apartment that allows pets so I can have a kitty.

I love that elastic effect of life, ya know?

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
cheap, affordable apartment that allows pets so I can have a kitty.


tell me if you find one i need one toooo. Sailor Moon has a kitty.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I went from having no job prospects and living in grandparent's basement to having a job and an appointment to look at a cheap, affordable apartment that allows pets so I can have a kitty.

I love that elastic effect of life, ya know?


Yes it is a little change like a job can slingshot you into the sky of happiness.
and kittens.


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Snarf wrote:
Miss StarSeed wrote:
I went from having no job prospects and living in grandparent's basement to having a job and an appointment to look at a cheap, affordable apartment that allows pets so I can have a kitty.

I love that elastic effect of life, ya know?


Yes it is a little change like a job can slingshot you into the sky of happiness.
and kittens.
i want Starseed's job luck.

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i want Starseed's job luck.
Apply at DQ.
Pet kittens.
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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
This makes me pop flyin'

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31 ... WPAGES.jpg

Very, very pop flyin'.

If you post y@oi more extreme than that, I swear, Arceus help me, that I will post Pokemon pr0n.

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DoNotDelete wrote:
The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
This makes me pop flyin'

http://i431.photobucket.com/albums/qq31 ... WPAGES.jpg

Very, very pop flyin'.

If you post y@oi more extreme than that, I swear, Arceus help me, that I will post Pokemon pr0n.
pffffft, seen it.


My childhood has already been ruined.




And don't worry, i probably won't post more extreme than that. When i do, it'll just be EPIC MAKEOUT SCENES YEEAAH.

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why are we posting yaoi in the first place?







needs more chicks

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