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Can I be the water?


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Badfish wrote:
Can I be the water?


I'm the water.

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated.


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Grrl...

I like Twilight.



Seriously, changes you from a stranger to a pantsmate in 3.2 seconds.


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I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.


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Looper. wrote:
I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.


Actually, if you used some womens soaps, you could achieve that with little effort.

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[5/13/2013 11:55:56 PM] Mr.Mander: "Obama announces Boys Love japanese textbook manga anthology" WOULD make a much better headline
[5/13/2013 11:58:45 PM] egoat: th-thanks, obama?


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Looper. wrote:
I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.


Or just become a faggot.

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Lolita wrote:
Looper. wrote:
I think you would at least need some sparkly skin.


Or just become a faggot.


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I'm the water.


even don't I this is what :psyduck:

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Poor Water.

Grrl, if I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?

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you better date me.

you'll regret it greatly.

bored forever you'll be.

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Grrl, If your breasts were vampires, theyd be Dracularge

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