AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Hey, my brother and I created a horrible joke. Never let us live it down.




A Red-coloured man lives in the Red house.
A Yellow-coloured man lives in the Yellow house.
A Blue-coloured man lives in the Blue house.

What coloured man lives in the White house?

[spoiler]A Black-coloured man.[/spoiler]


[spoiler]It's Obama.[/spoiler]



We are terrible people and should be treated as such.

i actually laughed at that

It would be funny if it wasn't predictable.

Like I said, we're terrible people, with terrible jokes.

So three men walk into a bar.
One sits down.
Another sits down.
The last one stands.
"Why are you standing?" one of them asks.
"I don't know. I wanna stand."

BAD-DUM-TSSHHH!!!

No clue if its been said before
But what can't be tuned?
You can't Tunafish.

Yeah Lame I know...

I used to call tuna, picklefish when I was a kid

Picklefish?
Reminds me of Pufferfish.
you have sparked my curiosity...Why picklefish?

It had pickles in it

Two Dyslexics sitting in a tree.

[spoiler]K S I S N I G [/spoiler]

Haow do you make a templar bad?

[spoiler]Val Kilmer[/spoiler]

But I hardly know her.

Why does a chicken coop have only two doors?

[spoiler] Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan [/spoiler]

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

So a camp singer, two robot singers, a boxer, and a shrine priestess in red and white clothing walk into a bar...

I made several in Zink's livestream

I'm so sorry