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Granted. It's made from people.

I wish I had a golden fork.


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Granted. But it's one of the Golden Triumph Forks.
Old Man H-Ho and the fishman gang up on you and take it.


I wish for eternal happiness.

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Granted. Wait, you said "herpiness", right?

I wish that could fly.


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Granted, you cannot walk anymore.

I wish I didn't have to sit next to a stranger on my train trip.

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I'm twelve.

You are simply silly.



Why are there so many twelve year old girls on this forum?
You, BoN, Lyra...


What does BoN stand for?


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Granted. You sit next to me. (that can be a very, very bad thing depending on your temperment)


I wish for a degree in Nursing.

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The Idiotic Oracle wrote:
Granted. You sit next to me. (that can be a very, very bad thing depending on your temperment)


I wish for a degree in Nursing.


Granted. But you end up working as a Janitor instead.


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Well, I ike you Oracle. I wouldn't mind too much.

You didn't make a wish.

I wish for fish.


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Congratulations! You caught a Deathfish! But It's forbidden, so you have to throw it back! (Twilight Princess yay!)

I wish for a PSWii60!


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Congratulations! You caught a Deathfish! But It's forbidden, so you have to throw it back! (Twilight Princess yay!)

I wish for a PSWii60!


It's called a Skullfish. :colbert:

Also, your PSWii60 only plays RROD. Forever.

I wish for a tomato.

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Hoshika-Pichu wrote:

It's called a Skullfish. :colbert:


Oh... my bad...:awesome:

Your tomato is from that crappy horror movie, attack of the killer tomatoes!

I wish that awsome was a flavor of ice cream.


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Airigh wrote:
Granted, you cannot walk anymore.

I wish I didn't have to sit next to a stranger on my train trip.

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I'm twelve.

You are simply silly.



Why are there so many twelve year old girls on this forum?
You, BoN, Lyra...


What does BoN stand for?


HRM HRM
:colbert:


Also, awsome is now a flavor of ice cream. However, it is just one step away from perfect harmony because you forgot the E. Nice going, 'tard.

I wish the CAZF would actually do something for once.

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Granted. We become uncool.

I wish my computer doubled as a motorcycle.


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granted, but it has the slowest internet browsing speed along with actual speed.

I wish i hadn't showed kurtis55555 this site

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Granted!

I wish i could speak in leet like the cool young kids do.

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kuser77 wrote:
granted, but it has the slowest internet browsing speed along with actual speed.

I wish i hadn't showed kurtis55555 this site



fuck u


Gladly, but first we must help you to yours.


DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMMNIT


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