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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:17 am 
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"Today, I was having sex with Tuxedo Mask. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML" O___o
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I have a friend who was fucking his step sister.
Starurd says:
Ew!
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They were fucking before their parents were.
Starurd says:
Oh okay...
That's a little different, I guess.
I understand they're not blood related, but it still creeps me out. All I can think is "The whole family could go on one big group date. D8"
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xDDDD
Starurd says:
THAT RIGHT THERE IS CREEPY SHIT AND YOU KNOW IT!


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http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm16 ... isters.jpg
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>Inu Yasha poster in the background.
Genetic mutation is VERY possible. :awesome:
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xD *high fives*
Starurd says:
*high fives*

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[6:34:03 PM] Jeebus says: hehe labtop. put it on your labrador and go!
[6:34:04 PM] BoN says: Shut up and hit stuff, Goofy.

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[9:26:01 PM] Jeebus says: brownies
[9:26:02 PM] Darkly says: Those things are so underpackaged
[9:26:03 PM] Jeebus says: IN SPAAAACE
[9:26:06 PM] Jeebus says: ...fuck you


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[12:51:18 AM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS!: I'd like to sleep in that bed.
[12:51:24 AM] Defenestrator2.0: in bed

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[12:57:45 PM] Jeebus says: Evan, his best friend, never mentioned anything about his moving, though. He definitely would say it and I'd overhear it.
[12:57:52 PM] Jeebus says: That's how I get all my news these days.
[12:58:13 PM] Yeili says: Eavesdropping? Oh Lyra, I'm so proud!

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[12:57:45 PM] Jeebus says: Evan, his best friend, never mentioned anything about his moving, though. He definitely would say it and I'd overhear it.
[12:57:52 PM] Jeebus says: That's how I get all my news these days.
[12:58:13 PM] Yeili says: Eavesdropping? Oh Lyra, I'm so proud!


S'NOT EAVESDROPPING.

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[3:58:18 PM] Darkly says: It's like a naked fat guy walking down the street
[3:58:25 PM] Darkly says: You don't want to see him, but you see him anyway.
[3:58:28 PM] Jeebus says: Yup.
[3:58:40 PM] Darkly says: That was a disgusting analogy, brb soap on tongue


SEE DARKLY'S WISDOM

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[9:35:22 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I think it says more about the fact that you know the smell of poison ivy then that your house smells of it apparently.
[9:35:40 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I never really thought poison ivy had a distinctive smell...
[9:36:11 PM] Yeili says: If you smell it, it'll infect the inside of your nose.
[9:36:22 PM] Yeili says: And you'll have tiny itchy bumps in there.
[9:36:55 PM] AN AXE 'AND says: Am I glad I've never encountered it then.
[9:37:03 PM] Yeili says: That's not true, Star.
[9:37:21 PM] Josh says: I used to go camping with my grandparents...had lots of encounters...
[9:37:34 PM] Yeili says: Sexual encounters?
[9:37:49 PM] Josh says: With poison ivy?
[9:37:56 PM] Yeili says: ...How...
[9:38:01 PM] Yeili says: How would that work?
[9:38:05 PM] Josh says: Sound docking.
[9:38:16 PM] Josh says: Well, just docking I guess.
[9:38:23 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: ...?
[9:38:49 PM] Josh says: Sound docking requires another man. .3.
[9:39:11 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: Tell me more about about sound docking.
[9:40:00 PM] Josh says: [link] Just warning you, there's alot of pictures.


Just...all of it! XD
Star believing my lie, Josh's sexual encounters with poison ivy, and sceb wanting to know more about sound docking.
Good times.

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Fuck you guys and your having the best moments after 8:00 when I have to leave. That's BULLSHIT get together sooner without WoW }:[

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[1:37:27 PM] Jeebus says: I don't know your pants, but whatever
[1:37:30 PM] Jeebus says: Let's assume I do
[1:37:33 PM] Jeebus says: AHAHAHAHAH
[1:37:34 PM] Jeebus says: parents
[1:37:37 PM] Jeebus says: not pants


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[10:10:08 PM] Deuce says: i need to put pants on
[10:10:20 PM] Thoven says: no you don't


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[11:47:58 PM] Darkly says: Today, Tuxedo Mask told me in a very natural way that my mother is better at sex than me. FML
[11:48:00 PM] Star says: <3

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[11:55:56 PM] Star says: In Shaggy's soft, grassy hair.
[11:56:04 PM] Ka-Doom says: yeili gets cake
[11:56:12 PM] Yeili says: Cake?! Huh?!
[11:56:27 PM] Yeili says: I read Ka-Doom's post before Star's...
[11:56:37 PM] Yeili says: Man that was a totally fucked up thought process.
[11:56:42 PM] Ka-Doom says: ....
[11:56:57 PM] Ka-Doom says: Wha...huh....uhhh....
[11:57:04 PM] Ka-Doom says: ._____.



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[1:23:14 AM] vrominelli says: There is no way out of here.
[1:23:20 AM] vrominelli says: It will be dark soon.
[1:23:27 AM] vrominelli says: There is no way out of here.
[1:23:30 AM] Yeili says: It's already dark.
[1:23:40 AM] Yeili says: And the front door is over there. With the keys in it.
[1:24:01 AM] vrominelli says: *peeps through window*
[1:24:13 AM] Yeili says: There are shades on the windows.
[1:24:37 AM] vrominelli says: I said THROUGH window.
[1:24:59 AM] Yeili says: No, you said *peeps THOUGH window*
[1:25:25 AM] vrominelli says: You saw nothing!
[1:25:59 AM] Yeili says: I saw EVERYTHING.
[1:26:33 AM] vrominelli says: *sprays Yeili's eyes*
[1:26:41 AM] vrominelli says: NOW YOU SEE NOTHING!
[1:26:42 AM] Yeili says: I'm wearing glasses.
[1:26:51 AM] Yeili says: :colbert:
[1:27:12 AM] vrominelli says: Well so am I but we all know that stuff goes aroung the glasses.
[1:27:22 AM] vrominelli says: :tounge:
[1:27:23 AM] Yeili says: WELL THEN I CLOSE MY EYES
[1:27:34 AM] Yeili says: ...in bed.
[1:27:46 AM] Yeili says: NOBODY ELSE WAS GOING TO DO IT, SO I HAD TO.
[1:27:52 AM] Yeili breaks down sobbing.

Yeili gets page get in shaggy's soft, grassy hair.

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[2:38:43 AM] Yeili: OK, going now. Night Star, night Cheese Wiz man.
[2:38:48 AM] Star: Nini
[2:38:49 AM] vrominelli: Bye!
[2:38:51 AM] Star: *hugs*
[2:38:53 AM] Yeili: Bye~ <3
[2:38:58 AM] vrominelli: *shrugs*
[2:39:10 AM] Star: *mugs*
[2:39:17 AM] vrominelli: *glugs*
[2:39:26 AM] Star: *plugs*
[2:39:35 AM] vrominelli: *pugs*
[2:39:49 AM] Star: *thugs*
[2:39:55 AM] vrominelli: *bugs*
[2:40:01 AM] Star: *jugs* ;D
[2:40:10 AM] vrominelli: :awesome:
[2:40:13 AM] Star: :awesome:

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[1:58:56 PM] vrominelli says: The balls are inert.
[1:58:59 PM] BoN says: It seriously looks like it says that

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[10:14:34 PM] Darkly says: So now she's Star7
[10:14:55 PM] Darkly says: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER 5 STARS
[10:15:03 PM] Jeebus says: ...
[10:15:05 PM] Jeebus says: what about 6?

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