Now its due time to share some cooking.
For my birthday my parents got me a cakepop pan! And months later I've finally decided to use it.

And what flavor am I using?
Murder.
(People assume that red velvet cake is my favorite, but really the copious amount of red food colouring puts me off. )And to add a little texture to these murder pops, all it requires is an egg, milk, and some oil.

NOW BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF IT.

With an eggbeater, because we need
REAL MAN POWER to make this tasty.
Now doesn't that look like the pulpy remains of the people whom have defied me?
Better watch yourselves.

Fill em up half way, they expand while cooking, and filling up both sheets just makes an EXPLOSION OF CAKE.
DO YOU WANT THAT? HUH?

Now you got to wait for it for twenty minutes, patiently.

There's a lot left over to finish off later. *Like the ones I keep in cages.

Frosting? Yeah we're gunna put some frosting on these bitches.
But wait I don't have HEAVY CREAM. Well, I'll have to compromise.

wub wub wub wub wub

Ah, that seems to be the right texture. I think.

Now that you've waited profissiantly, and have checked to see if they were cooked all the way with a toothpick, you noticed some have grown little hats.
Avoid taking off the top pan for now, because you might BURN YOURSELF. AGAIN. LIKE I JUST DID.

Arn't they kawaii?

I fucked up a little.

okay I fucked up a lot.

I'm going to eat these fuckers anyway, because they turned out pretty tasty despite my incompetent decor.
Lets all agree that I cant make icing.