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"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture."
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Who's the real 7 billion tonnes monster?

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Napoleon wrote:
My enemies are many, my equals are none. In the shade of olive trees, they said Italy could never be conquered. In the lands of the pharaohs and kings they said Egypt could never be humbled. In the realm of forest and snow, they said Russia could never be tamed. Now they say nothing. They fear me. Like a force of nature; a dealer in thunder and death. I say, I am Napoleon. I am Emperor.



THIS ONE WINS

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the only problem is that whenever i imagine Napolean being a badass i remember Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure

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the only problem is that whenever i imagine Napolean being a badass i remember that he was only 5'6 tall


We're talking about Bonaparte, right?

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I'm french so I have to say it by default.

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