AWKWARD ZOMBIE

[9:13:14 PM] Yeili says: I wish there was actually GOOD fanfiction. *_*
[9:13:41 PM] Star says: I know quite a few good pieces, Yeils.
[9:13:56 PM] Josh says: There's this one Harry Potter fanfic where Harry eats a fetus.
[9:13:57 PM] Star says: LB, don't even...
[9:14:04 PM] Yeili says: Too late.

Oh, can you walk? says:
Hey wanna cam?
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
Yes.
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
You first.
Oh, can you walk? says:
I don't have one
Oh, can you walk? says:
I mean
Oh, can you walk? says:
This is me >>>
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
oh
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
shit
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
I mean
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
uh
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
wow
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
uh
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
I think we've already met.. *looks away nervously*
Oh, can you walk? says:
Oh
Oh, can you walk? says:
I see.
Oh, can you walk? says:
Don't like what you see...
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
L.. Link.. don't you recognize me..?
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
It's me.. L.. Linebeck.
Oh, can you walk? says:
GASP~!
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
I NEVER GOT THE CHANCE TO TELL YOU I LOVED YOU
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
IT WASN'T JUST A ONE NIGHT STAND, BUT MY SHIP SUNK
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
MY SHIP WITH THE ONLY PHONE IN THE UNIVERSSE
Oh, can you walk? says:
OH YOU HAD ME AT LOVED!
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
('The only phone? How would I have answered if you called me?')
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
lolz
Oh, can you walk? says:
Oh.
Oh, can you walk? says:
So uh
Oh, can you walk? says:
Wanna catch a movie?
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
No
Oh, can you walk? says:
I hate you, Linebeck. ;-;

Never tell your password to anyone.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: hello
Arctic Rogue: Hello!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: wait inviteing people
meatloaf of darkness has been invited to chat.
Arctic Rogue: ok.
meatloaf of darkness entered chat.
meatloaf of darkness: Oh hey multiple people
Plasma has been invited to chat.
Arctic Rogue: Now I'm hungry...
Plasma entered chat.
Plasma: hi there
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: good
meatloaf of darkness: now there's more!
meatloaf of darkness: multipler
Arctic Rogue: Need more!
Plasma: anyone play NetHack?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
meatloaf of darkness: I haven't
Arctic Rogue: No.
meatloaf of darkness: you're alone
Plasma: you're all pansies
Plasma: I'd leave right now if I had any intention of leaving
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: hey who touched my gun
Plasma: out of disgust, of course
meatloaf of darkness: well I'm disgusted by your face
meatloaf of darkness: so we're even
Plasma: *shock*
Plasma: *SHOCK*
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: we need more people in this group
meatloaf of darkness: go find and infect then
Plasma: *well, actually, that happens a lot, so I'll call it fair*
meatloaf of darkness: bring them to our ways
Arctic Rogue: Yes.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Varn is never online
Arctic Rogue: I know.
meatloaf of darkness: I love yarn
Arctic Rogue: lol!
Plasma: anyway, games
Plasma: who has:
Plasma: TF2?
meatloaf of darkness: I does
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I do
Arctic Rogue: I do.
meatloaf of darkness: and I've played it
meatloaf of darkness: and I've killed with it
Plasma: goodah
Plasma: Left4Dead?
meatloaf of darkness: sometimes I'll cavort with the scout while the heavy looks envyingly
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
meatloaf of darkness: I have it but for xbox
Arctic Rogue: Non.
Plasma: not goodah
Plasma: GET IT!
meatloaf of darkness: but I have it!
Arctic Rogue: No.
Plasma: it doesn't count if it's not on PC, MoD
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: hmm I post a theard on the video games secton about the Steam group
meatloaf of darkness: yay!
meatloaf of darkness: you said I was MoD!
meatloaf of darkness: that's a nickname I get alot
meatloaf of darkness: I was worried you were going to say something like retard...loaf...boy..
meatloaf of darkness: I get that alot too
Plasma: oh please
Arctic Rogue: My nickname is V-bean.
Plasma: that's a crappy name
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: on what
meatloaf of darkness: is it because you poot alot?
Arctic Rogue: Animal crossing...
Plasma: don't have it
meatloaf of darkness: I've never played animal crossing guards
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: mine is Eddy
meatloaf of darkness: looks alirght
meatloaf of darkness: my name is Meatloaf
Arctic Rogue: Your parents hadf a sick sense of humor.
Arctic Rogue: *HAD!
meatloaf of darkness: well my father is italian
meatloaf of darkness: you do the math
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: my father, mom and brothers are latin
Arctic Rogue: I'm part italian.
Plasma: btw, what is people and... people
Plasma: wait
Plasma: let me try again
Plasma: what profession is people
Plasma: umm
Plasma: close enough
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: We got people
meatloaf of darkness: I've got people inside me
Plasma: people here
meatloaf of darkness wonders if this here thingie works in this chat too
Plasma: ANSWER VAGUE QUESTION!
meatloaf of darkness oh hey it totally does
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: how
meatloaf of darkness: how now brown cow
Plasma: with a vague answer, of course
Arctic Rogue: What the?
meatloaf of darkness: I see
Plasma: Artic LoafBoy, what be thine profession?!
meatloaf of darkness: that is our child's name
Arctic Rogue: What now?
meatloaf of darkness: we raised her since she was but a sappling
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: i'm a member of a clan called BZG i can make a envent in there server 2 of TF2 so all of us can play
meatloaf of darkness: through years of hard work she has grown strong
meatloaf of darkness: perhaps too strong
meatloaf of darkness: arctic, help us kill our child
meatloaf of darkness: she will only kill us in the end
Arctic Rogue: Ok.
Plasma: you named your daughter Boy?
meatloaf of darkness: of course
Plasma: just checking
meatloaf of darkness: it's easier to eat them if they have a name
Arctic Rogue: We addopted.
meatloaf of darkness: where's that one guy
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: WALKING ON THE BEACH!
Plasma: say, while you're out destroying your heritage, do you mind filling out a short survey for me?
meatloaf of darkness: who is like totally that tf2 guy
meatloaf of darkness: and he's like always making tf2
Plasma: question 1: WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?!
meatloaf of darkness: fooflyer?
meatloaf of darkness: I put those mints on your pillows
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: the first one to say peanuts gets to be a group mod
Plasma: peanuts
meatloaf of darkness: penis nuts
Plasma: wait what
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: ok
Arctic Rogue: daisies IT!
meatloaf of darkness: I would have said peanuts
meatloaf of darkness: but... I'm already a MoD
Plasma: There is no MoD
Plasma: only Zuul
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: done
Arctic Rogue: I wanna be a mod again...
meatloaf of darkness: you get 3 points for using zuul
meatloaf of darkness: I was a mod once
meatloaf of darkness: had a website too
meatloaf of darkness: but that was before bitchy mc asian bastard happened
meatloaf of darkness: my god i hate him
meatloaf of darkness: always making love to his ego
Plasma: I used to be a mod of a forum in my past life
Plasma: back in 1697
meatloaf of darkness: ah during the cold war
Plasma: yeah
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: BACK IN MY DAY CARS COULD FLY!
Plasma: Awkward Zombie had a much stronger following back then
meatloaf of darkness: but back then it was Awkward Dinosaur
Arctic Rogue: When I was your age dinosaurs played o the NES!
Plasma: nah, the name was changed back in 1695
meatloaf of darkness: really?
meatloaf of darkness: thought it took longer for the name change to occur
Plasma: I think they called it Awkward Zombini for a while first
Plasma: name didn't stick
meatloaf of darkness: oh wow
meatloaf of darkness: anybody remember Zoombinis?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: AWKWARD MUMMY
Plasma: they changed it to Zombini thn
meatloaf of darkness: I think that's the name
Plasma: wait
Plasma: yes, they went from Zombini to Zombini
Arctic Rogue: Awkward Zomboni.
Plasma: nobody noticed
meatloaf of darkness: zomboni's kick booty!
meatloaf of darkness: can you drive them in the street?
meatloaf of darkness: cause I would
meatloaf of darkness: even if it's against the law
meatloaf of darkness: I'm a rebel
Arctic Rogue: Same here.
meatloaf of darkness slicks hair back
meatloaf of darkness: I'm like john travolta
Arctic Rogue: How do you do that?
meatloaf of darkness: do what
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: anyone know where the hell is leppny tower is in fallout 3
meatloaf of darkness: lopunny?
Plasma: become like Travolta, only without the capital letters at the start of the name
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: leppny towers
Arctic Rogue disconnected.
meatloaf of darkness: it involves sodomy
meatloaf of darkness: alot of sodomy
Plasma: lemony?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: in fallout 3
meatloaf of darkness: snicket
Plasma: me
Plasma /me?
Plasma /me /me /me /me /me /me
meatloaf of darkness: I knew you'd abuse it
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: /lol
meatloaf of darkness: I just knew it
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Ffffff
meatloaf of darkness knew it
Plasma: /Beaker
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: /how
Plasma: Beaker kicked booty
meatloaf of darkness: stop being stupid dumpty
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I but none of you know who I am in AZ forum
meatloaf of darkness: username
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: daisies
Plasma: are you, per chance, THAT DUDE?!
meatloaf of darkness: it was pretty obvious
meatloaf of darkness: since username just created a topic
meatloaf of darkness: ABOUT THIS WEBCHATFORUMDOOHICHJKILA
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: rght on
Plasma: but the real question is
Plasma: who is username in the AZ forum?!
Plasma: a great mystery of our time!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Eddy
meatloaf of darkness: he's that guy I usually hate
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: 0;
Plasma: saay
Plasma: SHOULD I GET WoW?!
meatloaf of darkness: I have a free thing for WoW
meatloaf of darkness: I'm afraid if I play it I'll become addicted
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no is just press the 1 button
meatloaf of darkness: I don't need another addiction
meatloaf of darkness: 1
meatloaf of darkness: 1111
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: like that
meatloaf of darkness: sweet1
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: fuck you sticky keys
meatloaf of darkness: my keys are sticky alot
Plasma: wait
Plasma: what happened to that Artica guy?
meatloaf of darkness: he doesn't like us
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: that was vrom
meatloaf of darkness: that was vrom?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: Vrominelli
Plasma: aw man, he was a cool guy
Plasma: eh?
meatloaf of darkness: I know who you meant
Plasma: gettit?
Plasma: Antartic? Cool?
Plasma: ...
meatloaf of darkness: I would have said he was a penguin guy
Plasma: you're supposed to laugh
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: bum dum tish
Plasma: but yeah, penguin guy works too
meatloaf of darkness: penguins are awesome
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: penguins ate my food
meatloaf of darkness: penguins drink my alchohol
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: penguins made a OS
meatloaf of darkness: penguins recited shakespeare with a terrible butchery of the lines
Plasma: 1,000 penguins wrote shakespeare's plays
meatloaf of darkness: penguins wrote 1,000 shakespeare plays
Plasma: yeah, everyone thinks it's the monkeys that can
Plasma: actually, only about 15
meatloaf of darkness: shakespeare was a durnk
meatloaf of darkness: I learned that from malcolm in the middle
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: shakespeare is dead
meatloaf of darkness: so is art
meatloaf of darkness: and possibly your mother
meatloaf of darkness: but I will still love her till the end of time
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: she is making food
meatloaf of darkness: if I giggle her, it's like she's alive
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: lets sing still alive
Plasma: AHAHAH
Plasma: "There are no integer solutions for the equation an = bn + cn for n > 2. I have discovered a truly marvellous proof of this, which this margin is too narrow to contain."
meatloaf of darkness: I was just playing portal
meatloaf of darkness: on my console
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I beat portal
meatloaf of darkness: it's odd on console
Plasma: Fermat, great mathematician, actually wrote that!
meatloaf of darkness: I've beaten it before on computer
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: This was a triumph
meatloaf of darkness: I'm moaking a note here
meatloaf of darkness: huge sucess
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: It's hard to overstate
Plasma: NO!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: plasma ):<
Plasma: I SHALL QUIT THIS CHAT IF YOU SAY ONE MORE LINE!
meatloaf of darkness: combo breaker
Plasma: THAT SONG HAS BEEN DONE TO DEATH!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: black mesa
meatloaf of darkness: my satisfaction can't be overstated
Plasma: ...
Plasma: that's the next line, but with "can't be overstated" tacked on the end
Plasma: YOU FAIL!
Plasma: YOU GET NOTHING!
meatloaf of darkness: I wasn't trying
Plasma: GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!
meatloaf of darkness: if i tried
meatloaf of darkness: you would know
meatloaf of darkness: and it would hurt you
meatloaf of darkness: I'm not gentle
Sunday, February 08, 2009
2:22 PM - Plasma: unless you're some sort of female, STOP TALKAN NOW!
meatloaf of darkness: I can be a female if you close your eyes hard enough
meatloaf of darkness: or just imagine it's a girl's penis
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: /b/
meatloaf of darkness: it always comes back to /b/
Plasma: GB2...
Plasma: umm
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: wait why the fuck did i say b
Plasma: SOMWHAR ELSE!
meatloaf of darkness: wiat I haven't been to the forums lately
meatloaf of darkness: HAVE PEOPLE ACTUALLY BEEN USING MY CHATROOM I MADE
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: 0;
meatloaf of darkness: oh
meatloaf of darkness: sad face
Plasma: I used it to open a beer, does that count?
meatloaf of darkness: only if you give me one
Plasma: but I dranked it
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: imagine if merlin joined here
meatloaf of darkness: I'm out of cake
meatloaf of darkness: I'd be afraid
meatloaf of darkness: he scares me
meatloaf of darkness: with his dry dry wit
meatloaf of darkness: it makes me thirsty just looking at him
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/stor ... 16,00.html
meatloaf of darkness: that's australian isn't it
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I'm from NY
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: just click it
meatloaf of darkness: I'm from florida
meatloaf of darkness: you don't see me bragging about it
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: i'm not
meatloaf of darkness: sure, not now
meatloaf of darkness: but you were
meatloaf of darkness: and I already saw that
meatloaf of darkness: stop bragging and showing me things I've already seen
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: oh
meatloaf of darkness: I read comic books
meatloaf of darkness: of course I've seen that
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: its still stupid cities ain't copyrighted
meatloaf of darkness: of course the comic forum i usually go to I got banned from
meatloaf of darkness: and I had 6967 posts!
meatloaf of darkness: why couldn't they have banned me when I had 6969 posts!?
meatloaf of darkness: I'm so close!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: what you did
meatloaf of darkness: eh I have a reputation of posting shit
meatloaf of darkness: although the latest thing boggles my mind
meatloaf of darkness: I posted it in link form with nsfw at the bottom
meatloaf of darkness: http://reneengstrom.com/comicfolder/2009-01-30.jpg
meatloaf of darkness: that's what I posted
meatloaf of darkness: i find it funny
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: what is it
meatloaf of darkness: and they haven't even sent me an email or anything about why, even when I emailed them about it
meatloaf of darkness: it's a webcomic
meatloaf of darkness: it's not that bad
meatloaf of darkness: just click it
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: DID HE JUST EYE JIZZED
Plasma: that's...
Plasma: sick
meatloaf of darkness: but it's funny
Plasma: no, it's not
meatloaf of darkness: I found it enjoyable
Plasma: bad RetardLoafBoy!
meatloaf of darkness: your humor is flawed
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: it is
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: funny
Plasma: go sit in the corner
meatloaf of darkness: oh no the name is back!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: funny
meatloaf of darkness: but the corner is soaked with my urine
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: shit
meatloaf of darkness: upstanding member of society?
Plasma: no, there's quite a difference beween urine and sht, Dumpty
meatloaf of darkness: one is a liquid
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I know I double posted funny
meatloaf of darkness: and another is only a liquid if you have stomach problems
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal] has been invited to chat.
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal] entered chat.
[Gb] Tappity has been invited to chat.
[Gb] Tappity entered chat.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: hey john
[Gb] Tappity: ;D
meatloaf of darkness: yay more!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: and tappity
[Gb] Tappity: whos john?
[Gb] Tappity: oh
[Gb] Tappity: ;D
meatloaf of darkness: who are you people
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: Meatloaf? YOU MEAN DOMO?!
meatloaf of darkness: NOT DOMO
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: D:
meatloaf of darkness: I fucking hate it when people think I took my likeness from that japanese shit square
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: john is friend from class
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: You suck eddy.
[Gb] Tappity: i just browsed the forums, noticed there was a group thought "I gotta get in on that" and joined
meatloaf of darkness: what is your name on the forums
meatloaf of darkness: I might have known of you
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: You never fixed my portal.
meatloaf of darkness: even if nobody knows of me on the forums...
[Gb] Tappity: probably Tappity
meatloaf of darkness: when I posti t's like "who are you"
[Gb] Tappity: havent logged on in a while
meatloaf of darkness: and i'm like "I'm meatloaf"
meatloaf of darkness: and they're like "But I don't know you"
meatloaf of darkness: and I'm like "D:"
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: john join the forum
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: Nu.
meatloaf of darkness: Sazabi.
[Gb] Tappity: dw, i get that alot
Plasma: hall thar, generic people #1 and #2
meatloaf of darkness: I want to be 1
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: Portal:TFV map-pack is almost done.
meatloaf of darkness: I'll fight you for the title
[Gb] Tappity: you should do a comic about how in Gears of War 2 theres a Katamari from Hell bit
[Gb] Tappity: that map pack is awesome
Plasma: sorry LoafGirl, you're #sqrt(-1)
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: wait wha?
meatloaf of darkness: I'm a boy
meatloaf of darkness: want to see my penis?
Plasma: you're IMAGINARY
meatloaf of darkness: that's not a no
Plasma: ahahahahahahah I crack me up
[Gb] Tappity: in the worm level, you run away from what is basicalluy a Katamari
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: your all fags
meatloaf of darkness: yay fags!
[Gb] Tappity: inorite ;D
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: Says you.
Plasma: we're cigarettes now?
meatloaf of darkness: wait I just noticed your name
meatloaf of darkness: Teh Official Darkness
[Gb] Tappity: Eegra comics are creepy
meatloaf of darkness: that's alot like my name
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: they are
meatloaf of darkness: are you stealing my schtick
Plasma: only not
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: but there funny
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: D| Yeah 'cept I'm offical
[Gb] Tappity: theyre funny yes
[Gb] Tappity: just.....different
meatloaf of darkness: I'm better than you
meatloaf of darkness: just remember that
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: this
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: You aren't
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: is
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: sparta
meatloaf of darkness: that was a joke
meatloaf of darkness: ha ha
meatloaf of darkness: fat chance
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: this
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: is
Plasma: Tod is definitely the real one. You can tell because he has 'oficcial' in his name
[Gb] Tappity: im changing my name D:<
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: PARTRICK
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: This is Portal.
Plasma: ALL HAIL THE NEW MEATLOAF!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: the cake is a truth
[Gb] Chicago Tap: no
Plasma: THE CAKE IS A SPY!
meatloaf of darkness: believe me, I am the real meatloaf
[Gb] Chicago Tap: the pie is the truth
meatloaf of darkness: I feel fantastic and I'm still meatloaf
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: Chocolate Pie
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: the meatloaf is a lie
[Gb] Chicago Tap: D:
meatloaf of darkness: if I'm a lie then why do I always speak the truth?
[Gb] Chicago Tap: ive never had Meatloaf
meatloaf of darkness: unless the truth I tell you is infact a lie
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: chicago is a lie
meatloaf of darkness: then hwo would you know?
Plasma: you do not always speak the truth
meatloaf of darkness: sure I do
Plasma: a while ago, you told me you were male!
[Gb] Chicago Tap is now a lie
meatloaf of darkness: I am male!
Plasma: there ya go again!
meatloaf of darkness: do you want a picture of myself?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: how do you do that
Plasma: no male would be so pansy-ful!
meatloaf of darkness: why not?
[Gb] Chicago Tap: No reference is safe from Chicago Tap
meatloaf of darkness: and here let me upload a picture of myself
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: He is full of pansy?
Plasma: yes!
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: why meatloaf
meatloaf of darkness: it makes me feel sexy
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: THE STEAM IS ALIE.
[Gb] Chicago Tap: D:
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: john shut up
[Gb] Chicago Tap: NOT THE STEAM
meatloaf of darkness: http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/m ... Pose-1.jpg
meatloaf of darkness: how do you like me
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: you look liek shit
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal]: >:D Yes the steam.
meatloaf of darkness: I look like meatloaf
[Gb] Chicago Tap: thats worse than the Goatse they put in l4d
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: goatse in l4d
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: D:
meatloaf of darkness: why does everybody think I look like shit
[Gb] Chicago Tap: http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280 ... tse-fr.jpg
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
[Gb] Chicago Tap: its a tunnel really
Plasma: totally a girl!
meatloaf of darkness: wow
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: fuck no i'm not clicking it
[Gb] Chicago Tap: its not ACTUALLY a goatse
meatloaf of darkness: it looks like a zombie's shitting a zombie head onto francis
meatloaf of darkness: that's what the link is dumpty
[Gb] Chicago Tap: it ISNT
Plasma: they had a Goatse in Fallout3 too
Arctic Rogue entered chat.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: is it in game
meatloaf of darkness: yay cold pussy is back!
[Gb] Chicago Tap: its in game
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: and yo arctic
Plasma: what's worse is that it was an actual carved wall of a goatse
Arctic Rogue: Argh...
[Gb] Chicago Tap: Cold....pussy?
meatloaf of darkness: carved you say
[Gb] Chicago Tap: D:
Arctic Rogue: Computer lost energy...
meatloaf of darkness: feed it an energy bar
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I stil not clicking it
meatloaf of darkness: give it coffee
[Gb] Chicago Tap: D:
[Gb] Chicago Tap: go on
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: i'm a sissy
meatloaf of darkness: move your feet to transmit the static electricy into the monitor!
meatloaf of darkness: move your thighs up and down!
meatloaf of darkness: build your stamina!
Arctic Rogue: What are you guys talking about?
meatloaf of darkness: soon you'll be winning chicks left and right!
meatloaf of darkness: estrogen on your FACE!
meatloaf of darkness: everywhere!
meatloaf of darkness: knee deep in it all!
[Gb] Chicago Tap: theres a goatse in l4d
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: goatse in fallout 3 lol what
meatloaf of darkness: but your thigh thrusts have helped so much!
meatloaf of darkness: up and down
meatloaf of darkness: up and down
meatloaf of darkness: up and down
Plasma: AHAHAH!
Plasma: http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk19 ... /mind1.jpg
[Gb] Chicago Tap: but its not an ACTUAL one
meatloaf of darkness: squat yes squat down
[Gb] Chicago Tap: http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t280 ... tse-fr.jpg
Plasma: goatse in a Zelda game!
[Gb] Chicago Tap: LOL
meatloaf of darkness: mind fuck when you see it you'll shit bricks
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: oh wow
meatloaf of darkness: why did they bleep it out
meatloaf of darkness: goatse ruins everything
meatloaf of darkness: I'm glad there's no goatse gundam
Plasma: can't find the Fallout3 one
meatloaf of darkness: that I know of...
meatloaf of darkness goes off to rule34.com
Arctic Rogue: What did I miss while I was away?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: I never seen goatse
meatloaf of darkness: you should
[Gb] Chicago Tap: use Wikipedia
meatloaf of darkness: huh
[Gb] Chicago Tap: DONT GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH
meatloaf of darkness: rule 35 has a website
[Gb] Chicago Tap: which one is Rule 35?
[Gb] Chicago Tap: i know 34
meatloaf of darkness: first image is a naked hilbilly on a pile of wood
meatloaf of darkness: I think rule 35 is "if it doens't exist, it will exist"
meatloaf of darkness: or something like that
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
[AZ]-TehOfficalDarkNess-[Portal] left chat.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: wait yes
Arctic Rogue left chat.
meatloaf of darkness: http://rule35.paheal.net/ohnoes/src/123407538123.jpg
Plasma: male hillbilly or female hillbilly?
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: no
[Gb] Chicago Tap: i know 34 is "if it exists there is porn of it"
meatloaf of darkness: see for yoruself
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: whats that
meatloaf of darkness: you can't see his penis
meatloaf of darkness: and he's wearing boots
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: whats that1
[Gb] Chicago Tap: may go on Stubbs the zombie later
[Gb] Chicago Tap: havent decided >.>
meatloaf of darkness: stubbs the zombie?
[Gb] Chicago Tap: good zombie game
Plasma: so
[Gb] Chicago Tap: £6 over Steam
Plasma: it's a non-naked hillbilly then
[Gb] Chicago Tap: GET NOW
[Gb] Chicago Tap: ill find a trailer for Stubbns
meatloaf of darkness: little girls in bunny ears and bunny pajamas shoving carrots in their vaginas
meatloaf of darkness: how odd
meatloaf of darkness: very odd
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: when everyone leaves I post the whole chat in the IM quote therad
meatloaf of darkness: now that you said that we'll try now
Your state is set to Offline.
Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
Connected again and rejoined chat.
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: wait wtf
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=522537
[Gb] Chicago Tap: wait
[Gb] Chicago Tap: what?
meatloaf of darkness: I'll look at it latert
meatloaf of darkness: I have to leave
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: see ya
meatloaf of darkness disconnected.
[Gb] Chicago Tap: Dumpty, did you see my trailer thing?
[Gb] Chicago Tap: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VwEs_UGHxs
[Gb] Chicago Tap: Stubbs
[Gb] Chicago Tap: the Zombie
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: you made that game
[Gb] Chicago Tap: no
[Gb] Chicago Tap: god
[Gb] Chicago Tap: its just a good game meatloaf was asking about
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: oh
[Gb] Chicago Tap: ;D
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: it looks bad
[Gb] Chicago Tap: D:
[Gb] Chicago Tap: its old
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-:
[Gb] Chicago Tap: xbox original old
-=(UC)(BZG)Mr.Dumpty=-: ok I post the whole chat log

[3:46:47 PM] BoN says: Can fish be emo?
[3:46:51 PM] lyra says: Um
[3:46:52 PM] lyra says: Sure
[3:47:18 PM] Defenestrator2.0 says: Fish can't be emo
[3:47:26 PM] lyra says: How do you know
[3:47:30 PM] lyra says: Have you ever been a fish?
[3:47:48 PM] Defenestrator2.0 says: Their black hair dye and girly make-up wouldn't stick to them.
[3:48:01 PM] Yeili says: What is wrong with you guys.
[3:48:06 PM] lyra says: What?
[3:48:07 PM] Yeili says: ._.
[3:48:12 PM] Defenestrator2.0 says: Let's narrow it down:
[3:48:20 PM] Defenestrator2.0 says: What the fuck ISN'T wrong with us?
[3:48:28 PM] lyra says: yes
[3:48:32 PM] BoN says: Agreed.

Steam chat Mr.Dumptyis Me Artic Rouge is Vrom

Steam chat Mr.Dumptyis Me Artic Rouge is Vrom

[6:18:26 PM] *** "Ka-Doom" has changed the conversation topic to "apples" ***
[6:23:17 PM] *** Defenestrator2.0 has changed the conversation topic to "oranges" ***

[9:56:20 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: Also, Tvtropes certainly has some...interesting infromation, for example, apparently the best way to cure the hiccups is through an orgasm.
[9:57:47 PM] Yeili says: Okay, that was a little too much information.
[9:58:41 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: Sorry about that, I'll try to stop being adult and go back to being a cute innocent kawaiiko, Yeili-chan~*
[9:59:39 PM] Yeili says: Nevermind, I prefer you being the scoundrel that you are.
[9:59:50 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: You got it bitch.

I've been dreaming through my lonely past says:
Why am I still up.
And all these memories come rushing like feral waves to your mind says:
drugs
I've been dreaming through my lonely past says:
Oh right.

[6:10:55 PM] Fauche says: nice "Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML"
[6:11:26 PM] Dr. Despicable says: Oh fuck
[6:11:31 PM] Dr. Despicable says: His life
[6:11:33 PM] Dr. Despicable says: .___.
[6:11:36 PM] Josh says: That's why you never masturbate around pets. D:
[6:11:45 PM] Fauche says: at least, pets with claws
[6:11:56 PM] Dr. Despicable says: So you're free to jack off over a fishbowl.
[6:12:17 PM] Dr. Despicable says: Unless PIRANHAS
[6:12:18 PM] Josh says: If you don't mind wierd booty looking fish later.
[6:12:36 PM] Fauche says: unless you got piranhas
[6:12:47 PM] Fauche says: fffffu

[8:23:20 PM] *** Birfday Deuce added Yeili to this chat
***
[8:23:26 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I'LL RESIST YOUR STUPID OPINIONS, BITCH!

[9:35:22 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I think it says more about the fact that you know the smell of poison ivy then that your house smells of it apparently.
[9:35:40 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: I never really thought poison ivy had a distinctive smell...
[9:36:11 PM] Yeili says: If you smell it, it'll infect the inside of your nose.
[9:36:22 PM] Yeili says: And you'll have tiny itchy bumps in there.
[9:36:55 PM] AN AXE 'AND says: Am I glad I've never encountered it then.
[9:37:03 PM] Yeili says: That's not true, Star.
[9:37:21 PM] Josh says: I used to go camping with my grandparents...had lots of encounters...
[9:37:34 PM] Yeili says: Sexual encounters?
[9:37:49 PM] Josh says: With poison ivy?
[9:37:56 PM] Yeili says: ...How...
[9:38:01 PM] Yeili says: How would that work?
[9:38:05 PM] Josh says: Sound docking.
[9:38:16 PM] Josh says: Well, just docking I guess.
[9:38:23 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: ...?
[9:38:49 PM] Josh says: Sound docking requires another man. .3.
[9:39:11 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: Tell me more about about sound docking.
[9:40:00 PM] Josh says: [link] Just warning you, there's alot of pictures.

Just...all of it! XD
Star believing my lie, Josh's sexual encounters with poison ivy, and sceb wanting to know more about sound docking.
Good times.

[9:37:28 PM] VYERS! THE DARK ADONIS! says: Oh fuck no, nevermind, if it's on that site I don't want to hear about it.

<insert typing queen lyrics here>
[10:04:31 PM] Josh says: Look up to the skies and see...
[10:04:40 PM] Yeili says: A penis.
[10:04:50 PM] AN AXE 'AND says: Win.
[10:04:53 PM] Yeili says: Win.
[10:04:54 PM] AN AXE 'AND says: *high fives Yeili*
<insert more queen lyrics here>