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Stranaton · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:20 pm

the smell of success.

Kamak · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:24 pm

Stranaton wrote:

the smell of success.

If it was success, why did he do it alone?

Blitz Walrus · **Posted:** Sat Sep 15, 2012 10:36 pm

Kamak wrote:

Stranaton wrote:

the smell of success.

If it was success, why did he do it alone?

It's lonely at the top.

Shoolis · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 10:48 am

Nobody was home but me so I wanted to just be naked for a while but then I heard my brother's car and had to scramble to put clothes back on

Shad · **Joined:** Tue Apr 14, 2009 9:43 pm **Posts:** 15289

shoolis butts

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:10 am

Wake up in the morning

feel something amiss

pick up sheets

blood

blood everywhere

*dying moose sound*

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:14 am

Totally called Willow being a Moose

she is Canadian after all

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

finally find a underwire bra in my size that isn't padded

too fat to wear it properly

OKAY THEN

Unbalanced · **Joined:** Wed Nov 19, 2008 10:54 pm **Posts:** 5286

Then isn't it not actually your size?

Shoolis · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:05 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

shoolis butts

I've got twenty

Nachalnik · **Joined:** Tue Mar 09, 2010 2:23 pm **Posts:** 10836

Unbalanced wrote:

Then isn't it not actually your size?

it is

i just have a fat back

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 1:06 pm

That's even more than what Megaman gets!

Fauche · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 6:46 pm

The Willow Witch wrote:

Wake up in the morning

feel something amiss

pick up sheets

blood

blood everywhere

*dying moose sound*

Why would there be a severed moose head in your bed? What did you do to the Canadian Mafia? :awesomeface:

ZenithOfChaos · **Posted:** Sun Sep 16, 2012 7:40 pm

Interesting fact, which I just made up right now, a moose's head can live for up to nine days when disembodied. It dies of starvation.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:31 am

Fauche wrote:

The Willow Witch wrote:

Wake up in the morning

feel something amiss

pick up sheets

blood

blood everywhere

*dying moose sound*

Why would there be a severed moose head in your bed? What did you do to the Canadian Mafia? :awesomeface:

The Canadian mafia wouldn't do that.

They would put a greeting card in your bed asking if you would like to be surprised with a moose head in your bed at a later date of your choosing, and recommending you change your sheets so that your good ones aren't ruined.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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