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I don't know if chefs would be considered the best lovers, but they'll certainly whisk you away.


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Some guy just sold me a marionette, no strings attached.


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What does Gordon Freeman have for dinner?

Fission Chips

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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I bought some high-tech scissors the other day. They're pretty cutting edge.

There was an article that said you can tell the future using dairy products, but only while they're in a container. Apparently it's no use scrying over spilled milk


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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh.
What do you call a fish with only one eye?

Fish


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Two cows in a field, one of them goes "Moo", the other goes "you bastard, i was going to say that"

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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Two cows are in a field. One turns to the other and says, "I hear that this Mad Cow Disease is going around fast. Everyone's getting sick and I'm really scared; I don't want to end up like them. What about you?"

The other cow says, "Who cares. We're helicopters."

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What do you call a psychoanalyst that trips?

[spoiler]A Freudian slip[/spoiler]


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David Carradine's last words:
I put on my rope and wizard hat.


DAVID CARRADINE ;____;

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Dragonball Evolution.

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Too soon?

Oh well. What's the difference between an ostrich?
Both its legs are the same length, except the right.

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Oh well. What's the difference between an ostrich?
Both its legs are the same length, except the right.

Between an ostrich and what?

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